Didn’t really see this one coming, but apparently Alexis Bellino of the Real Housewives of Orange County was once upon a time, a Maxim “Hometown Hottie.”
Back in 2003, while married to her first husband Jeff Barry, Alexis took some rather sexy shots for the Men’s magazine Maxim. She was representing her then hometown La Jolla, California. The non-professional looking photos look to have been taken by Alexis and then submitted to Maxim. More of the photos are posted below.
You can read more about Alexis and Jeff’s messy divorce here!
According to the Maxim website, Alexis is listed as being 5′7″ and weighing 123 lbs. Her profession is listed as Health club manager, her favorite artist is Madonna and she is listed as married. She would go on to divorce her first husband later on that year.
As for her passion, Alexis says, “I have a passion for fitness and spoiling my two teacup chihuahuas.”
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Alexis Bellino Maxim Photo from 2003
Alexis Bellino 2003 Maxim Photo
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Somehow, I just do NOT see them having Hispanic surrogates – I don’t think that they would be “attractive” enough! The nanny shots on the shows so far do not reveal glamorous, fabulous, oh-so yummy ladies, so….
I really believe that Hispanic women are some of the most beautiful women, but I’m not seeing them fit the mold for umpin iminy! He seems to gravitate to blonde boobage bimbos and the nannys just don’t fit that mold…
But, that’s just my viewpoint, and I could be wrong – but I doubt it!
Soooo….can someone please explain how a devout Christian woman who promotes ethics and morals somehow…sticks her naked butt to the camera??? Less than a few years before she had children???? Bizarre, to say the least.
HAHA, Joan, I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think she carried those kids either, but they do look like her. They must have implanted someone w/ the embryos, which also explains why they had twin daughters.
She must have thought she had a smokin hot ass to have that shot taken, nevermind submitted. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that thong w/ a butt like that. She looks taller than 5′7 and must have been kind of gangly w/out them. The rest of her body looks the same back then as it does now, w/ the exception of her bubble butt. I find it hard to believe she would lose weight naturally in just her ass alone. All of the work she had done must have cost someone a small fortune.
You guys might be right about the nannies not being surrogates because they’re Hispanic. I guess no one will know for sure.
But I think the exact reason AlexASS and the slob would have chosen Hispanic surrogates kind of agrees with what you said. They feel they’re above Hispanics, so if they chose Hispanic surrogates, they could have power over them. They probably would have paid a lot less (if anything) to a Hispanic surrogate. And, as nannies, every time they’re told to do something they don’t want to do, I’m sure the BLECHlinos threaten to have them sent back to their home country.
That’s just my take on it. I’m probably wrong, but like I said — will we ever know?
Hey you guys the Season Finale is March 4@10:00
The Reunion Special is 2 part, March 9&10 @9:00, and guess what the men are going to be on yep, yep, yeppers.. Donn ,Frank, Jim and Slade…Didn’t mention Simon, big surprise there… Ewww, it ought to be good..Bumpy,Bumpy Ride!!
These comments are great and the prettyontheoutside link is hilarious. These pictures, which must have been taken before she found salvation, are not quite as embarrassing as those classy shots of Gretchen, but that last shot where her backside looks bigger than Jimblob’s is definitely not flattering. Her face looks so frozen now with all the plastic surgery – sad thing is that she’s not even 35, so who knows what she’ll have to do in a few more years.
I was just flipping through channels on my lunch break, and Bravo is rerunning 3 episodes from either Season 1 or 2 (I can’t tell which). Either way, it’s the good old days of Skank-free TV, and complex, multi-dimensional housewives that you may actually want to root for! And, a reminder of why we dislike Slade in the first place. I have to go back to work, but the rest of you, ENJOY!
I think the problem they would have run into w/ the illegal surrogate is in the hospital where she would have to give them proof of her identity. I have no doubt they are harboring illegals. That’s why everyone wants to know if they live w/ them. Jim claims to have never changed a diaper and he can’t even pour a cup of coffee for himself. I wonder if she wipes his ass too.
Yep geg,
I’ve seen this before (all the fillers) and eventually the face just gives way from carrying all that unnatural weight – the fillers I mean.
What happens is that the mouth area takes on a bulldog look since the tendency over time is to overdo the fillers.
Also nodules and granulomas can form even if the person has not had any previous sensitivity to the filler material like Juvederm or Sculptra. If injecting “anti-filler” substance (sorry I forgot the name) doesn’t remove the nodules or granulomas then the only way to get rid of them is to cut them out.
There is are sites where you can go and read the stuff that goes on and read the posts where women have had this sort of thing done and the effects are not good.
All this injectable stuff can only mask ageing. It can’t stop it.
douche haters:
Hey thanks – I’m watching it now.
slade and Jo are breaking up (garage scene) and he removes his personalized plate from the back of her MB….
And of course, when she returns to him, he automatically takes her upstairs…EVERYTHING is handled in the bedroom – that’s where I have all of my serious relationship discussions! But of course, his job is pleasuring Gretchen in bed, so I guess that this is just his internship, right?
I tell you, Alexis had all of her butt siphoned out and injected into her lips – the recycled buttfat…Now when she tells Jim to kiss her ass…
I’m watching the old episodes now, thanks douche haters! Everyone looks so different to me, younger of course. Anyway I’m enjoying it.
someone certainly had them kids for them. that girl is too damn into herself. narcisstic to say the least. I love this show.lol BTW this happens alot more than is reported nannies are usually held by their emplyers especially if they were responsible for bringing them over in the first place. They hold their passports and eligiblity papers. I hope they are the ones leaving next season.
Jenny–that’s exactly what I was thinking. Jimslob and AlexASS are probably holding onto their papers so they can’t leave. And if the surrogates are the nannies, they could have had a midwife instead of going to the hospital. But really, there’s nothing stopping the awful Bellinos from having a non-citizen carry their babies. If the Bellinos paid the bills, what’s the problem?
And, in reality, there are no binding laws governing surrogates. It’s the reason why so many prospective adopters get burned. Potential adopters often shell out tens of thousands of dollars to surrogates, only to have the birth mother decide to keep the baby. If the Bellinos used non-citizens as surrogates, they could always threaten to call INS, etc as a way to keep the surrogate in line. If the Bellinos think they’re too good to have an Hispanic carry their baby, why do they let them live in their house and care for their kids 24/7?
Again, it’s just my take on it.
You guys may be onto something. Like Jill Zarin said, something is off in that house. Something tells me we will have an answer eventually, as there is a pattern with these newcomers.
Starting with Tamra, and followed by Wretchen and Lynne, the newcomers debut on the show with seemingly enviable lives, but as multiple seasons unfold, things are never what they seemed to be. All three of these women started off with things like birthday parties on yachts, Rolexes, bling, VIP passes to the Indy 500, BMW’s for teens and four-figure clothes shopping sprees. Then, the luck always turns. AlexASS will follow this pattern as well.
Each of these women have Laurie-envy or Jeana-envy, and went to great lengths to fill their shoes, but fell short because their stories were not touching or inspiring.
Thanks WTF and Geg.
I was LMFAO at the caricatures on prettyontheoutside. Those paper dolls are hilarious! Every time I scrolled down, I laughed harder!
douche haters I so agree with you about the original RHOC.
My view is that the original RHOC was different – Jeanna, Lauri, Vicki, Kim -they all made sense because they’re were all friends and neighbors.
Lauri worked for Vicki, Jeanna lives nearby and they all are in a similar income bracket, except for Lauri who freely admits her lifestyle restrictions.
There were no cover-ups going on as opposed to the present RHOC where ~we~ have to be the ones digging up and finding out the real news about Lynne, Tamra and the Bellinos because Bravo won’t do the background checks they should be doing.
This scenario as opposed to Lynne and Tamra who only came out and confessed they’re broke@ssed-ness after their real financial profiles became known due to message boards like RT and newspaper reports.
Seems what Bravo has done is substitute authenticity with drama.
Have you changed your Alexis and Jim PAPERDOLL clothes today.
I have them on my desk, making out. Alexis on top of Jim. HA!
WTF..
Freakin’ Hysterical!
she was always pretty and look at that j.lo bootay! go girl. not so into the outfits here, but to each her own.
for more interesting reading on alexis’s husband, check this out:
http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2009/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellino-bravos-wild-card-in-season-five-mix/
interesting reading on how jim makes all that “cash”.
I can answer your question, she’s a fake!
Please, tell me what Christian… Thinks Jesus parted
the red sea, ummmmm Moses did that!
For real.. People who are not even Christians
know that! Duhhhhhh
what a fake, loser christian she is lol. I think she thought when she portrays her as a good christian, people will love her. Well her plan backfired and she is the most hated fake biatch on the show. Money hungry fake bitches like her need to learn to work for their own money and stop looking for a loser rich hubby to take care of their laze ass. I really dont get how those fake heartless bitches are so lucky to get the rich guys?? Well she wanted fame now she got fame and hatred as well! Well who said fame comes easy!! Oh and the old pics shows how ugly she was back then and shes not any prettier now with all the work done. Who does botox at age 30? give me a break pls. Oh wait she said she started at age 27, now at age 30 she just needs more. All she needs is a reality check and back to work laze dumb AlexAss
what a mess…
I think I need to remind people that Jim Bellino has six kids in total. He has three from before and the three he has with Alexis.The whole “Christian” thing is kind of crazy. I do think her heart is in the right place, but she’s soo… judgemental that it comes off real bad.
LMFAO, there are before and after pics of Alexass on the main page of Goodplasticsurgery.com. The before is her high school yearbook pic from 1995, which looks more like circa 1982 w/ her permed hair w/ bangs. She was one ugly dork! The after shows her new nose job. She looks like a tranny that needs a browbone shaving surgery to pass.
The people who do the most proclaiming about being Christians, usually turn out to be the biggest phonies.
And NO WAY is that her butt.
she doesnt look to have all that booty anymore. kim kardashian musta stole it.
she is a hypocritical liar and false ….
She is believed to be the only one with body, face and nice … but what is a whore cheap, that way many times her husband JIM BELLINO tells….
She also wrote that he had recently fired Nanies and get her is NOT TRUE… they left … BOTH WORK Nanni left BECAUSE IN NOT A GOOD PERSON