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Apologies in advance for the poor embarrassing tragic photoshopping skills. With that being said, let’s get right to the recap of episode 11 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, brilliantly titled – Staub Wounds.
The episode starts out with a scene of Teresa and hubby Juicy Joe, as they get the girls ready so Joe can take them out. For a minute there, I was touched at the thought of Joe being a good father to his little girls, well that is, until Teresa casually mentions that Joe threats their daughters like boys, you know because he hasn’t been able to get the son(s) he wants after 4 tries…
Things then take a disturbing turn when Joe makes his very young daugthers fight each other after their karate lesson. I just found this scene to be all kinds of wrong and disturbing. Nothing wrong with putting his daugthers in karate/taekwondo, but the making them fight each other was just wrong and icky to watch.
We move on to victim Danielle, who has decided the best way to protect her weave self is to take self defense classes, at the suggestion of her ex-con rumored bed buddy Danny, who spends the entire time standing back in ring glaring at Dirty D. Danielle of course is involving her two daugthers in her quest to be the ultimate fighter. Danny suggests Danielle picture Teresa and Jacqueline in front of her as a means to add more fuel to her fighting fire. The Bravo cameras then pan to Danielle’s daugther Christine, who looks pretty embarrassed and would probably rather be back home doing homework at this moment.
Danielle gives us her best dose of crazy during her 1 on 1 interview when she declares, “Walking away is not good enough for them. They want to make you feel like the prey. And then they sit there and they go, I don’t know why you keep you saying you’re the victim. Well Bitch cause I am. Stop effing chasing me!”
The former prostitution coke whore then declares, “It only takes one good smack to the head to make a person never walk again.”
We see Jacqueline at home, and Kim Granatell, who is arguably the most two faced person in the universe, decides to pay a visit. I’m just going to refer to Kim G. as the newest housewife from here on out. I don’t even think she’s auditioning anymore for a slot on the show, she has obviously replaced Dina. No need to wait for a press release from Bravo. So why exactly did Kim G. show up to Jacque’s? Well to stir up the drama pot of course! The two rehash the country club drama and Kim G. informs us clumps did indeed come out of Danielle’s head.
Next up, we see Mama Bear Caroline making individualized eggs for all three of her very adult children. Two of the kids leave to go to work and Caroline and Albie McHottie Manzo discuss his future. Albie informs his mom that he needs to get a recommendation letter from his old law school before he can get into a new school.
Teresa, who filed bankruptcy just a few weeks before this episode was filmed, is shown going into Kim DePaola’s boutique Posche to do some shopping, but then again Teresa is never really shown shopping, but rather talking during her time there. Teresa once again assures the world her house is absolutely not in foreclosure. Stalker Wannabe new housewife Kim G. then randomly shows up, wearing a very age inappropriate sleeveless fur attire. Teresa once again states that she meant well in trying to strike up a conversation with Danielle, despite admitting on last week’s episode of Watch What Happens that her intention was to confront Danielle on some of the rumors she was spreading about her.
Teresa then makes a funny, the funniest quote of the night actually, when she states, “The only thing I regret about that night was pushing Kim G. because she is an older woman and I do respect the elderly.” Hilarious, especially considering that it came from the very unintelligent Teresa. And how old is Kim G. by the way? She can’t be a day younger than 70 60, no?
Ashley is shown having a convo with her boyfriend Derek about the country club drama, and Derek actually seems to have something which is somewhat of a rarity on this show, common sense that is. Derek, who seems level headed gives Ashley some sound advice.
It’s now time for the best scene of the night. Juicy Joe takes Teresa out to show her some of his new business ventures, which includes a pizza parlour, and an apartment complex. Teresa however makes it clear in her interview that she will not be making pizzas for the parlour anytime soon. Joe continues to make jokes about he and Teresa moving into the apartment complex. Teresa once again protests and makes it clear she is simply too good to live in an apartment complex, however not too good to file bankruptcy for her $11 mil debt.
Danielle is then shown meeting up with her ex-con buddies. Danielle, who appears to be sitting on her invisible high horse in this scene, brings up Ashley and decides Jacqueline is to blame for the actions of her 19-year-old daughter. Danielle even reveals she feels sorry for Ashley and cannot understand how at age 19, Ashley could go from saying she loved her just a year ago to now attacking her.
And listening to Danielle, you almost forget the fact that she was only friends with Jacqueline for about a year total. Even more important, you almost forget the fact that this former stripper/escort/prostitution whore/sex tape star was arrested at age 23 for kidnapping, being involved with the Colombian cartel, and of course doing drugs. Oh how soon they forget. It seems the years of good living in New Jersey’s surbubia has given Dirty D a moderate to severe case of memory loss. If only Danielle had been simply pulling out hair extensions in her younger days…
You can see Danielle’s mugshot and read all about her past criminal escapades here.
Next up, we see Caroline and hubby Al having a conversation as Hot Stuff Albie, who’s hair might or might not be thinning on top, walks in with some good news for his parents. Albie informs them he got the letter he needed from his old law school and is now free to try to get admission into a new law school. Albie informs his parents he might have to go out of state to continue his education and mama bear doesn’t seem too pleased, but does muster up enough words of encouragement for her son, who isn’t trying to go to “freaking Alaska.”
Danielle decides to meet up with two of her attorneys alongside three of her friends aka witnesses in front of the police headquarters as she decides to press charges, rightfully so, against Ashley. Danielle then kicks things up a notch when she reveals she fears for her life. Oddly enough her three witnesses reveal they did not hear any threats, but only name calling. Danielle however insists threats were made to her life. In her 1 on 1 interview, former kidnapper Danielle declares a lot of people will be in harm’s way if Ashley doesn’t get her act together.
Caroline meets up with sister-in-law Jacqueline and Ashley. Caroline once again makes perfect sense when she tells Ashley, “You handed this to her on a silver platter, you gave this to her. This was her plan all right and you walked right into the trap.”
Danielle is shown standing outside the courthouse with her three friends/witnesses, which includes new housewife Kim G. She talks to her attorney about the court case and then states the following, “If she’s doing this at 19 years old, what could this escalate to? This is scary to me,” says the former kidnapper, who was also accused of pistol whipping someone all at the tender age of 23.
For the finale scene of the episode, Kim G, who might or might not be in dire need of a hobby, decides to show up to Jacqueline‘s home uninvited, much to Jacqueline’s dismay, but perhaps Jacqueline shouldn’t be so upset as Kim came bearing gifts! Yes, two-faced drama queen Kim G. came with newspapers in hand, one of which even pictured her in front of the courthouse locking hands with Danielle. It seems Jacqueline is fed up with Kim G’s multiple faces, and lets her have it.
“I respect if you’re friends with both of us, but be a friend to both of us! You’re not friends to either of us from what I’m seeing, ” says Jacque who seems to finally be having a light bulb moment. “Oh bullsh*t,” is the reply from Classy Kim G, who might or might not be in her 70s. Seriously how old is this woman? and why is Jacqueline even entertaining her?
Watch What Happens - Last night’s guests included Danielle Staub and the always highlarious Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out. The new season of Flipping Out premieres August 10 by the way. The top 5 moments of the night below -
1) Danielle having to be in the same room as Jenni Pulos of Flipping Out, who is responsible for the new theme song of WWH, you know the one that refers to Danielle as a prostitution whore over and over and over again.
2) The caller who asked Danielle if she had any inside information regarding Teresa’s financial situation. Danielle claimed she did but declined to share.
3) Best part of the night - When Jeff asked Danielle where he could buy her sex tape, saying he couldn’t find it on Bravo shop. Priceless! Danielle had no reply by the way.
4) Former stripper Danielle making certain to embarrass her children once again on national television when she decides to do an impromptu awkward table dance.
5) Jeff asking Danielle how many calls do the Wayne County police get from her a day?! Jeff then mentions the lights being missing from the sign in front of the plastic surgeon’s office where Danielle had her boob job operation.
TELL US – WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE RECAP AND LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE OF THE NJ HOUSEWIVES?
Is there any way to watch WWH? Missed the episode.
I found a video of children reenacting RHoNJ:
http://tinyurl.com/2c6y6nw
does anyone else ever think of the witches from macbeth when they see the 2 kim’s? i’m just a li’l curious.. i mean the cryptkeeper.. i mean kim g… she really reminds me of a witch stirring her cauldron..”Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.”
i think caroline is having buyer’s remorse for doing the show. the novelty has worn off for her. one bit of advice for caroline though.. cut the damn cord. you will do your kids, kids future spouses and future grandchildren a favor.
teresa.. meh.. here’s a copy of hooked on fawn-nix. and i offer a $1,000 to whoever scalps that dead animal off her head and delivers it to me! muahah..
jac.. wow.. you’re finally growing a pair! woo! now go drop ashley off at military school and change your phone numbers!
danielle.. oi. not even worth commenting on you. i can’t wait for the lifetime made for t.v. movie that your kids have made about you.
So, did Juiced up Joe’s construction company go completely out of business, since I have read (sorry, can’t remember where) that he will be personally running the new pizza place? He’s got some great lines. “Hit your sister and I’ll buy youse a hot dawg.”
Does Caroline ever do anything but stand in that one corner of her kitchen, hold on to the edge of the center island and cry about nothing? She’s crying over her kids, who all live at home still!
And oh dear, then there’s Teresa. A true paragon of intelligence and dignity.
When she goes to the salon, she must ask for her usual styling, known as the Captain Jack Sparrow. The resemblance is amazing.
Keep Jersey proud, youse guys!
thank you for the recap all.
hey hey hey.. capt. jack sparrow’s weave doesn’t look nearly as fake.. that and you’ll ruin my johnny depp fantasies w/ that.. arrrgh matey.
I’m still mad. That Kim G knows that Danielle is diabolical and she is egging that fool own. Someone could get killed. She has seen how Danielle keeps trying to make that Danny thug go out on a killing spree for her. Luckily, he is just talk. Because if that thug does anything to those women, the Manzos will open up an arsenal and someone will get killed. Chris has more weapons than the gun store. But, who knows, they are all, probably, loaded like that. My point, it would be a blood bath. Is that what that stupid old Kim G wants to see?
I think I’m finished ranting, now.
Bravo needs to kill this mess. Danielle’s past alone is enough to make people cringe.
OK, let’s give the pirates a break on that one, because they’d have better manners than T.
Instead, when wearing the chinchilla jacket and that hairdo, she resembles an angry Ewok.
@58 Just Wondering….ROFLMAO!
Great recap-very entertaining!
@Monica #24, great suggestion and I’d do it in a heartbeat but Montana 27 is right. If you put anything negative on the Bravo site, it just won’t go through. Not sure what I posted a yr ago but ever since that post, it won’t let me post on their blogs!! Ooops, I must have been baaad gurl!! LOL Maybe someone should call BRAVO out on that during a WWH show??
@ LAUREN #25, LMAOROTF!!! DAUUMM gurl, that bit about Joe was HILARIOUS!!
@PLEASSEEE #26, very well put!! Jac can sit there and “claim” to be “afraid” of the Dirty D all she wants but her ACTIONS are speaking just as loud as the Dirty D’s!! Not buyin it Jac! Try something new because I can see through your BULL SHYT! You’re *tryin* to get the Dirty D off of the show!! Hope Bravo doesn’t fall for it. If they do, then they need to scrap the ENTIRE case because they’re ALL INSANE!!!! LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
@SUE SHORE #29, OMG, I thought I was the only one who saw the similarities between T, J and the movie True Love!! LOL The only difference tho, Annabella’s character has a brain!!! LMAO!!!
Just my 2 cents…..
Did you hear Danielle last night on WWHN say she was playing a character of a villian? CHARACTER what like you think you are a real actress and this is a part.
NO Dear this is your life that you are playing. You are a villian.
I hope Andy gets sick of this crap soon and throws her off the show.
@ PUHLEASSE #32, that was fast!! The name change that is. LOL Thanks for the link. So interesting yet INSANE!! LOL
So *now*, Joey Boi is one of those “men” who works with his sleeves rolled up, not one that sits behind a desk with a phone in his hand eh T-Rex??? Oooh, that’s a bit contradictory isn’t it?? Isn’t that WHO Joey Boi was last season!!! :O Ohhh, there are so many more things I can comment on when it comes to T-Rex but…………………….. HA!!
Ash?? As far as I’m concerned, she deserves those charges against her!!! Sorry Caroline. In a situation like this, the word “but” shouldn’t be used!! No one has the right to lay their hands on another unless you’re defending yourself!! Doing so is wrong no matter how you try to slice it!!!!! I know many will disagree because of “who” was on the receiving end of those hands but as a person who has had hands laid on her, I for one will NOT condone it!!!! If Dirty D’s friend Danny had laid hands on Chris at the Charity event, I believe the Manzo’s would have done the same and I would have expected them to do so!!!
Just my 2 cents……………
Funny how Chewbaca mentions on her Bravo blog she has recipes for pizza in her cookbook, but in last night’s episode she mentions she doesn’t make the dough from scratch . . . isn’t that what making pizza means??? Also, she mentions Joke owns an apartment complex – I noticed 6 mailboxes – isn’t that a six-flat over the pizza joint??? With moonroofs??? Hmmmm . .
Frankly, Caroline has joined the boring-Dina-in-the-kitchen category. She seems ready to jump ship. Hopefully, this will be her last season, since not only she adds little to season2, but also she is putting a lot of viewers to sleep with her self-pity almost empty-nest syndrome.
I must admit that Albie looked better in season1. This time around, he seems like a bigger mama’s boy than ever. I pity the future Mrs. Albie Manzo having Caroline as a MIL.
If you thought the “Meet the Parents” son/future FIL treatment was bad in the movie, wait until Caroline runs a full background check on future daughter in-laws — complete with lie detector, finger prints check, credit check, and everything else under the sun.
Caveman and kids – what can I say? I wouldn’t trust him babysitting any kid. He treats his daughters like animals ready to fight. T should get used to living upstairs from the pizza parlor.
It feels like when a big movie studio company is done filming for the season and they need to dismantle all the fake villages, fake houses, sets, and props … and now it’s time
to roll up the carpet for Teresa and give up that fantasy house and lifestyle they created for the RH-NJ shows.
Former Vegas waitress/teenager-wannabe Jacqueline is worthless in this show and could easily be replaced by Kim D. She’s a moron for allowing Ashley to be part of the Danielle drama.
Since the beginning, I thought the two Kims were housewives in training and it became obvious
once Dina left the show. I can only predict that Caroline will be the next one to leave the franchise.
On WWHL, I loved Jeff Lewis. Can’t wait for his show to start.
Aguilar is the drug dealer that Danielle was involved with in Miami. She had met him at a party and they became “friends” (her words) and she had set up a deal to sell five kilos of coke. She said that she was jumped and tied up and the coke was stolen from her. But, the Columbians don’t care what the story is – you take their drugs, you either pay or you die. Aguilar paid so that neither would die. They then set up the scheme to recoup the money, they kidnapped this kid, she called his dad to get the money back, the FBI was called, she pleaded for leniency, set up Aguilar, signed for a plea deal and Aguilar spent 15-/+ years in prison. The Smoking Gun(think) found him in Miami, told him about Danielle, showed him video of her squawking about having outsmarted the Columbians and pissed him off. He wants his money back now, he lives a quiet life in Florida and now he’s pissed at her for running her mouth, etc.
Danny Provenzano aka “Danny Featherbangs/Bangfeathers” is the wannabe actor previous Genoviese crime family that she has been using for bodyguard duty. He beat up a guy for stiffing him of $182k, broke a guy’s thumb w/hammer for stealing $9k and says there is no such thing as organized crime. Too many felons involved in Danielle’s children’s lives, I think, but I’m definately not a fan of either Danielle or Danny. They are both low-life scum, but like Danielle keeps saying “Like attracts like”. I wonder what the story is on why they are no longer friends? I also wonder why those people that she always marks with the “I’ve been friends with so and so for twenty-six years” haven’t come forward to offer a word of encouragement or to tell us about the “real” Danielle.
@51 You can view videos of WWHL here http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-2/videos
Enjoy!
@52
andy tweeted that video; I thought it was hilarious
Excellent review! Thanks for the laughs.
Did anyone notice Kim G thrusting herself in front of the cameras when Dirty Danielle was talking to the attorney?
@61 Realjewel, thanks I thought i was the only one who got it! The scene with the jeweler when they’re buying the wedding rings is what stands out in my mind. He could be Teresa’s brother!
Not sure how this works. There is a lawsuit by Danielle against Teresa. I think there is something in their contracts that they cannot sue each other. I thought this was the reason Danielle was after Ashley. If you remember the very beginning of Season 1, Danielle went off on Ashley about how she talked to her mother. I find it hard to believe she ever told Danielle that she loved her. Hair pull by Ashley was a STUPID move. Ashley does need an attitude adjustment. $159.00 fine is not going to do it. BTW, what is the girl doing? I have never heard college mentioned, and definately not a job. Send her to Joe’s to make pizzas. That might knock her down a few pegs, and force her to come to some decision as to what she is going to do with her life, besides Facebook.
Am I the only person that remembers this, was I dreaming, or did Danielle spend several episodes in season 1 saying how fit and confident she was that she could beat up any of the women?
What is the story on Kim G.? That house is huge, might actually have a Bentley and a driver, and is divorced, I think. Her son is going to school on the west coast. She had to have gotten one hell of a settlement to keep all that going with no job.
Great recap RT as usual.
I have to say I do not understand Jacqueline.
You could tell she did not want to invite Kim G in her home so why did she??? Cuz she has too?
Kim G proved she was two faced and why would J want her at the court when A has to go??!!!
I would tell her I changed my mind and not let Kim G go for support. Her support is obviously to get more screen time…and Kim G is not screen worthy to me at all. Just cuz she has a driver for her Bentley??!!! What has she brought to the show??!! I don’t like her at all.
I am barely liking Kim D. as well. This show sometimes bothers me watching it. I think I like NY better.
Trashy’s house was supposedly on the market for 3 weeks (asking price 4M) in May 2010. They secured EIGHT bank mortgages totaling 2.6M for 3 houses. An investment property & beach house were returned to the bank. They paid close to 530Ks for the land which is about 3.7 acres & backs up to a busy freeway. The mortgage on the RH house is 1.7M (which I guess, matches the # on the BK paper) Juicy’s company sold marble, onyx, granite, etc. so there was a good chance the house was built on the ‘cheap.’ If the company went under, the house seems like a scam altogether since I’m pretty sure Juicy built it.
Somebody that goes bankrupt can afford a 10K+ monthly mortgage PLUS 429ks in taxes yearly!!!! WTF?!!!!!!
Here is the link for her 2008-2010 Tax records…http://tax1.co.monmouth.nj.us/cgi-bin/m4.cgi?&district=1421&block=24.2&lot=31.2&qual=
For the Lazys. ;’)
Year Owner Information Land/Imp/Tot Exemption Assessed
2010 GIUDICE, GIUSEPPE & TERESA 169700 0 424900
6 INDIAN LN 255200
TOWACO, NJ 07082 424900
I’m confused! I guess we would know if they didn’t paid their taxes & if you don’t pay…Doesn’t your house go on the auction block or something? Taxes seemed awfully high. Is this about right? Website looks legit. Here could be a reason for court to let her keep the house since they get a nice money order (pretty sure nobody is accepting their checks) every year….
Is that what Jersey apts look like? They looked like one of those halfway houses in that Ashley Judd movie. or a room at the Extended Stay, but only fancier with ‘sunroof’ and all! Lol!!!! These folks are so street AND I still don’t see how Dina/Mama Caca relate to them. Something is UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it was Danielle, Twitter would of already blown up with all of Jac’s msgs. Doesn’t Jac’s face/head look like a cartoon version of a happy-penis?
Hello All
Nimeo I saw your message yesterday, all is always well, we are cool. Greetings all
Hey GingerTee
Hey Everyone!
Great recap RT! Hilarious. I agree that it was disturbing that Joe was making his little girls fight each other before they could go out for hot dawgs.
@72 Downsouth…Kim G did an interview recently, she has been separated from her Husband for 7 years. Not divorced. She said
“if it ain’t broken, don’t fix it”. Lol
Hi GingerTee!
Hi Dyana! You ok?
Hi Lck
I’m ok..Thanks for asking.
@74 OhYeah- thanks for the info on Tacky T’s house. How in the hell can you have so many mortgages on a house? Nothing legit about that.
I loved WWH because there will never be another one like Jeff Lewis. Danielle was just plain annoying with her little tease comments and her innuendo. She is so full of it. That “dancing” was plain ugly.
On New Jersey housewives Theresa said “Joe’s an entrepreneur, isn’t that was you call it? When a man is in business?”. This woman is just empty headed, could be the weight of all the monster hair.
Her girls are just mean little brats. They are angry and obnoxious, the first sign that they are very unhappy little people. Theresa needs parenting classes and Joe, please don’t offer hot dogs if they hit each other. How stupid. Therapy anyone??
What’s wrong with Kim D’s lips. From the side, she looks like a duck. She can’t even speak right. Is that botox gone bad?? Both the Kim’s are idiots.
@54 Just Wondering – Teresa posted on her Bravo blog that Juicy J is working like 16 hours a day at the pizza joint. I’m assuming that his other business went belly up.
Teresa respects the elderly and Kim G. is always going to chairitys to give to the poor. They should have the perfect relationship.
@74
Morning everyone – your post puts me back to the Leona Helmsley thing again. Do you think all of the building matl, labor, etc. used to build and furnish the house was written off/charged to different “jobs” by Joe ala the Helmsleys?
@ 85
that was brilliant!!
I can’t believe that Teresa is still going on about how she would never live in those apartments yet I bet her tenants are having their belongings auctioned off. That 5(yeah right) million dollar mansion of hers is going to look really big now with no furniture in it. I feel so bad for her kids to have to go thru this.
@86Calli….From personal experience as one being in the biz fro YEARS….Barney and T prob applied for construction loan…NO MORTGAGE AT THE BEGINNING…… and yes in the “true” spirit of the constrcution world most if not all products and subs were “charged” against other jobs… I would like to know what subs were stupid enough to sign off on the partial releases in order for the bank to give barney the draw $$$….. I am wondering how many LIENS there are against the house and IF indeed did the loan CONVERT to mortgage……
I truley think SOMEONE at the bank is in on this whole mess…..I have seen it done here in FLorida and when the FEDS get involved because a bank was involved , as t would say IT AINT PRETTY………..
If this had happened here in FLa , by now a JUDGE would have sold the house at aution or other steps in order for the subs to recoup their losses…………I am REAL sure more to come about this MACMANSION………..
I have had my fair share of dealing with Jersey and New York contractors , and believe me when I say THEY ARE THE WORST…but ya gotta get u p pretty early in the a.m. to pull the wool over this chicks eyes………. I can battle the wits with the best of them…!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
PLUS….I keep EXCELLENT records of conversations on the phone and in the field and they were all aware they were
being “recorded”….hahahahahahahaha…ah such memories….
Hugs and Peace
TheDesigndiva
Love love love Jeff Lewis!! Dirty D seemed intimated by Jeff Lewis… funny.
For all you folks that keep debating that Theresa’s house is in forclosure, let me enlighten you. If she is currently in bankruptcy, (which until her case is dismissed by the judge she is) her house is in fact not in forclosure. She is being protected by backruptcy and all forclosure proceedings , as well as any other collection proceedings are stopped dead in their tracks. Now if and when the judge dismisses their case for fraud, then and only then can the house go into forclosure.
@88
Thanks – “if walls could talk” … lol … now THAT would be an episode!!!
@52Christina…..OMG..Thanks for the link….BEST LAUGH ALL MONTH….. Watched Kim ‘s video and th eother ones about the Joisey gurls….TOO FREAKING FUNNY………….
Hugs and Peace
TheDesigndiva
RT love the recap.
Did anyone laugh as hard as I did when Teresa was imitating DD hobbling away with her broken heel for Joe? Teresa thought she was being so tough but she looked like such a fool chasing a woman in her Chinchilla (sp) and spiky heels.
Love Jeff – to bad I missed the WWH. Wish I could have seen him call out Danielle on her tape & the doctors office – haha
Hey Dy, Lck, and Design Diva. Diva I had to think who is Barney, I was thinking Tamra from the OC then it hit me. (now I get it). Sorry I had a moment. Did anyone hear Elizabeth Hasselcrap’s remark about Kathy Griffin? Kathy’s shot against the Senator’s daughters was not nice, but I am not an Elizabeth fan. If I had a fly swatter and she was a FLY….SPLAT!!!
You get the picture
@95…Hi GingerTee. Yes I saw Elizabeth talking about Kathy. Not a fan of E H either. It was a joke by Kathy, not a statement.
@ 90
You are correct. Their hideous mansion cannot be foreclosed on because they are currently being protected in BK court. However, if the BK court rejects their petition, the Giudices become fair game to all their creditors.
From reading their BK papers, there is only one mortgage on it and it is joint property. They have also filed to “reaffirm” the debt (that means they want to keep the house). Whether or not the BK trustee will allow that is another matter. The other properties (interestingly, their other personal properties were in TERESA’S NAME ONLY) they have elected to forfeit. One house having four mortgages on it.
Another interesting detail is, if I remember correctly, is that the house payment with the property taxes is around 13 grand a month (yikes!). That’s just the payment and taxes. This doesn’t include the UPKEEP of that place or the utilities. Those fountains and grounds require quite a bit of work. They have to list their income and all expenses and the difference is only TWO bucks.
I’m curious how Joe got the $$ to invest in a Pizza place and apartments. You have to list all liquid assets too when you file for BK. Honestly, I find this more interesting than the show.
@97 De- I agree that the Bk filing is more interesting that the show. In regards to the pizza place, I think that’s what the Bk trustee was looking at when he asked the Court to deny their bk petition.
I was re-watching parts of the show last night and I have to say one of the most comical (and disturbing) parts was when Dirty D was at the dinner with Dumb and Dumber. I was laughing so hard watching Danny’s friend’s facial expressions. Does the guy even know how to talk?
#90 Duh, thank you for the explanation on her not being in foreclosure YET. I couldn’t understand why actions weren’t being taken against the money pit. All we have to do is wait & see how the judge decides to punish them for their fraud. I hope he makes an example out of them.
All of their blogs are even more annoying than how they act on the show. Jac explains how Teresa needed to confront D on the info. she was extorting out of their bankruptcy attorney’s wife. Well isn’t that a change of story from Teresa just wanting to say HI & be NICE. I would gain an ounce of respect for Jac & Caroline if they would just admit what low classed frauds the Guidices are. They don’t have to mean about it but please quit making excuses for this degenerate who thinks she has class. Obviously Teresa doesn’t understand the meaning of certain words & I think CLASS may be one she’s confused on.
I’d love to say I enjoy watching Teresa’s downfall but until she admits it’s happening or finally is aware of how bad things are, I can’t rest.
Teresa and Joe will get what’s coming to them…it’s all in the court hands…
IMO…Teresa thinks that filing for bankruptcy for a “fresh start” means that they get to keep the house and not pay a single bill for the rest of her life, while she continues to shop and act like a fool…so mistaken…
I am looking forward to the rude awakening…