Lea is old enough, rich enough, and powerful enough to wear what she wants. If you read her Bravo blog, she explains that the invite to the art show said to wear something “outrageous and artsy.” Perhaps Lea is one of the few who can read and follow instructions. I really adore Lea; probably because my 25 year old daughter says that we are alike.

Christy needs to get a dictionary and look up both conceited and confident. However, she likely would not understand the difference. I have to admit that I do like watching Larsa and Christy. I get to feel superior even though I am not as cute or rich as they are. At least I am smarter and a better wife and mother. But then, my dog is smarter and my cat is a better mother than they seem to be. In fact, my cat and my dog are better looking, too.

Adriana’s lateness would not fly in Texas. I wonder why she insists on professional hair and makeup when she is so naturally beautiful? Insecurity? Adriana could show up with her hair in a pony tail and lip gloss and mascara and be 100x prettier than 99.9% of the female population. I understand her need for a plan b for the art show since her artist did not fulfill his obligation. Perhaps she should have informed her artist that she would implement plan b and maybe he would have painted the 37 canvases instead of 15. Or was it 12?