Am I the only one who enjoyed having a week and half off from Millionaire Matchmaker? Sure I got ten days of not having to see Patti Stanger pretend to match people up, but I still had to hear all about her in the news. Why couldn’t she have given me just a week of peace and quiet?
Patti who is hiding in Florida, after a couple of insert foot it mouth moments, is setting up two heterosexual millionaires tonight because honestly I don’t think a gay man will ever walk into that place again including Andy Cohen.
We begin with our favorite gothic couple discussing wedding venues- am I the only one who thought they were already married? I think these two are probably Patti’s only success story. But Patti doesn’t care where they get married as long as she has a date. She throws out a destination wedding idea so she has an opportunity to flaunt her hot body!
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Former success story Ayinde Alakoye (how on earth am I supposed to spell that?) is a repeat millionaire who is back for Patti’s help with a long list of non-negotiables. Now, I remember this sensitive beach volleyball player from last season, and I remember really liking him. It looks being in the Millionaire’s Club made him a jack butt because I did not like the Ayinde I saw tonight!
One millionaire I do love is Mitch Gordon, an adorable soccer dad. His world revolves around his three young children, and he has had his heart broken. The only douche bag moment he had is when he packs his three kids into his Maserati- shouldn’t it be a minivan? He also writes poetry and wants a long-term relationship. Patti just thinks he is a TMIer and shares too much information about his past. Patti also goes on to state his dad skills make her wet- that’s TMI Patti! TMI!
Since Millionaire Matchmaker’s Club seems to like repeats, the screening session also has a girl who as graced the Millionaire Matchmaker show before. Livia is back and gets a second chance to meet another millionaire. Patti does do a very good job finding girls for Ayinde. I will say all five of his girls are SMOKING!
Mitch sits down and begins his five mini-dates. As soon as Tova walks in the room, I knew that would be his choice. If I gambled on Millionaire Matchmaker, I would have put my money on Tova. Ayinde picks Bracha and hopefully I spelled both those names right.
Tova and Mitch go on a romantic winery date. We see images of Tova downing her wine after Mitch begins the ex-wife talk. Thankfully for Tova’s liver, the ex-wife talk ends in time to go pet some animals. That sounds safe- get people drunk off wine and let them play with your zebras and camels. But then the two have a romantic dinner, and Patti can write down a success story in her notebook.
On the other side of Los Angeles, Ayinde takes his date to go garden and volunteer at a boy’s shelter. It was a nice idea, but come on did you see what Bracha showed up in? Couldn’t Ayinde have warned her? This was a flashback to the millionaire who made his date pick up trash! You would think Ayinde would have learned from that guy’s mistake. But no, and like that other millionaire’s date – both end up unsuccessful.
Ayinde wants perfection and blames Patti for not giving it to him. Excuse me, but those five women you had miny dates with were as close as perfection I have ever seen. Patti escapes into her famous yelling and curses at Ayinde. He takes it like a man and then leaves. Oh well, hopefully that means Ayinde will not return to the Millionaire’s Club.
Next Week: Patti has two brothers who like to work out together! I see Gym, Tan, Date in their future!
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DID AYINDE TURN INTO A JERK? WAS AYINDE TOO PICKY? HOW CUTE WAS MITCH?