Stop the Presses! Myla Sinanaj ISN’T Pregnant! Kris Breathes a Sigh of Relief, Kim Probably Still Laughing

Breaking news, y’all!  Kris Humphries’ friend/booty call/serious girlfriend (depends on who you ask) Myla Sinanaj does not have a bun in the oven.  It turns out that she was lying about it the whole time! the media just attacks girls with rounder figures.  Forget about the fact that she told both her attorney AND KRIS (!!!) that she was expecting his child, she tells TMZ, “I am definitely not pregnant.”  So how did these crazy pregnancy rumors get started?  Well besides the fact that she started them herself, Myla blames the media.  She explains to the site that people just like to start rumors, saying, “Of course, me not being a size zero kept it going.”  That, and you keeping it going…

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Myla also set the record straight on her twitter account, posting a bikini photo and tweeting, “Uhhh ooooo Loook No babyy bump! [sic].  #Shocker yes I’m a thick curvy girl *All natural I’m comfortable in my skin.”  That picture is above.

She further promised, “I’m getting everyones tweets and I know u guys are 100% right I’m going to clear things. Up out of MY mouth for the 1st time not ‘sources’… This is something I should have done a long time ago but I thought keeping quiet & ignoring was best but enough is enough…I’m doing a Video right NOW that I will Post with the TRUTH out of MY mouth and kill all these ‘sources’ story’s #overIT”

Is it awful that I’m mainly glad she’s not having a baby so it won’t be subjected to her horrible grammar?  I will say I applaud her twitter page.  I’d almost think she was an actual celebrity!

WERE YOU TOTALLY, TERRIBLY, HORRIBLY SHOCKED THAT MYLA ISN’T PREGGERS? 

[Photo Credit: Myla Sinanaj’s Twitter]

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