Are LuAnn de Lesseps And Jacques On The Rocks Over Her Pirate Booty? Plus Simon Van Kempen Wonders If LuAnn Is A “Slut”?

It was the hook-up witnessed round the world as everyone had ringside seats to LuAnn de Lesseps alleged cheating on boyfriend Jacques Azoulay.

While the Real Housewives of New York star maintains that things were kept strictly platonic and she didn't get to swashbucklin with a certain pirate, RadarOnline reports that LuAnn's longtime beau is ready to make her walk the plank over the rumors! 

"All of the housewives are sent advanced copies of the upcoming episode that is going to be aired a week beforehand," a source close to the situation reveals. "Normally, LuAnn and Jacques watch the upcoming episode together but this past week, for the first time in a very long time, they didn't."

CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR THE REST! 

"The footage of LuAnn flirting up a storm with the Johnny Depp look-alike and the revelation that the countess brought him back to the house that night would seriously be a cause of concern for Jacques," the source adds. 

Apparently Jacques is most disconcerted with his girlfriend's "little white lie" about some so-called Italian friends! 

"Jacques is very, very upset with LuAnn," the source continues. "Jacques just doesn't understand why LuAnn would need to lie about the situation at all, unless she has something to hide. Their relationship is very much on the rocks, despite what LuAnn is publicly saying."

Well LuAnn is blaming Bravo for the entire escapade. If you recall, LuAnn allegedly "begged" producers not to air the salacious footage which implied she did more than shots with Tomas. Apparently Bravo agreed not to show the footage of Tomas leaving the house the next morning in the same clothes he was wearing the night before (although based on his appearance at the party the following day, all his clothes look like pirate costumes so who could really tell?). 

"LuAnn is blaming the show producers for editing footage to make it look like she cheated on Jacques," the insider reveals. "LuAnn is steadfast in her denials to Jacques that she cheated on him. Jacques wants to view next week's episode now, but LuAnn is again stalling."

Defending herself, LuAnn is calling BS on the Radar story. Claiming yet again their so-called insider scoop is fake, fake, fake! Proving that she and Jacques are still happy as pigs in s#*!, LuAnn tweeted a photo of the couple attending a charity event last night. 

Finally, Simon van Kempen – ex-househusband and longtime LuAnn nemesis – has a lot to say about the ex-countess' extracurricular activities in St. Barths. Speaking to Wetpaint, Simon gives his two cents on whether or not LuAnn cheated. 

"Look, LuAnn’s already admitted she’s a liar so it’s [a] matter of, are you too dumb not to have learned, after five years, to shut your microphone off…or are you a slut?," Simon suggests. 

Alex McCord was also present for the interview and she discussed the differences between Psycho St. Barths and Scary Island. "Well they’re apples and oranges. Season three was a great season…," Alex mused. "Watching the St. Barth episode, though, I was very glad not to be there. It’s a special, magical place for Simon and myself…"

And the two also discussed the new cast members! And much like Jill Zarin, they still think they're like the best thing that happened to RHONY, like ever, in the whole history of, like, the world! 

"Look, the ratings came out for Monday night’s episode late today and it got 1.928 million – which is fantastic considering the show’s in its fifth season – but it’s way down if you look at the three episodes from Morocco last season and the three episodes from St. John on season three. It’s still trending 30 percent down. It’s getting better … but it’s still taking people a while to warm up to the three new Housewives," Simon says. 

Alex adds, "Were it not for my writing gig, I wouldn’t be watching." Don't these two have other things to do, like hawk sheets and go discuss how reality TV destroyed their marriage on Couples Therapy: Where desperate F-Listers Go To Hit Rock Bottom? Have fun with Courtney Stodden! Please purchase some disinfectant before interacting. <<shudder>>

SIMON AND ALEX TO BE ON RELATIONSHIP REHAB WITH COURTNEY STODDEN! 

[Photo Credits:WENN.com]

SO, TELL US – DO YOU THINK LUANN AND JACQUES ARE HAVING RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS OVER THE FOOTAGE IN ST BARTHS? IS LUANN A "LIAR" OR A "SLUT"?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

X