Just after Kris got her boobs redone on TV and tried to show ALL her kids (and their respective spouses) the newly refurbished goods, she attended a charity event with Lance Bass where she donned a LEATHER MINI DRESS (caps necessary for dramatic effect) and got drunk enough to table dance!
Oh Kris J – don't you ever stop being you. And thank you Jesus you are not my mother! Although I wouldn't mind being rich for doing nothing…
Give us your best caption of Kris' new career, cause I got nothing but shock on this one!
[Photo Credit: Kris Jenner's Twitter]