Kris Jenner is the trainwreck that just won't quit. And oh gosh, I love her for it! The Keeping Up With The Kardashians' pimpmomager kan't keep it klassy to save her life.
Just after Kris got her boobs redone on TV and tried to show ALL her kids (and their respective spouses) the newly refurbished goods, she attended a charity event with Lance Bass where she donned a LEATHER MINI DRESS (caps necessary for dramatic effect) and got drunk enough to table dance!
Oh Kris J – don't you ever stop being you. And thank you Jesus you are not my mother! Although I wouldn't mind being rich for doing nothing…
Give us your best caption of Kris' new career, cause I got nothing but shock on this one!
[Photo Credit: Kris Jenner’s Twitter]
