Before I finish writing one story about Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans, 12 more crop up. It's a never-ending battle to see how many words per minute I can type without spraining a pinky. Or a middle finger.
Let's start off first with the events of yesterday morning. No, I don't mean the release of Ke$ha's new album, y'all! I'm talking about the day that will now be known as the wedding anniversary of Jenelle Evans' first marriage. Yesterday when Jenelle and Courtland secretly said their "I Do's", they first had to stop by different court room, where Courtland was charged with a felony!
A Radar source shared, "Courtland Rogers was charged with a felony in North Carolina on Tuesday for obtaining property by false pretenses. Straight after that court hearing was finished Jenelle and Courtland got married at the magistrate's office."
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Every newlywed bride wants to hear "I have to be back in court January 3rd for my felony trial" on her wedding day. The same source tells Radar that the felony charge may be part of Jenelle's motivation to marry so quickly. "Jenelle might be stupid enough to think that if she is married to Courtland then she won't have to testify against him in his upcoming trial, but since the incident happened before they got married that isn't the case."
Courtland incited terror across the Twitterverse this morning when he shared "omfg just got the best news i have ever had…and my life just keeps getting better….jenelle….i freaking love you!! ". Most naturally assumed
Kesha was releasing another album Jenelle was knocked up again, but thankfully that isn't the case!
When followers jumped to the conclusion that Jenelle was pregnant – especially after seeing photos of her leaving a medical building right before Courtland's Tweet – both she and Courtland shot down the speculation. "I HAD A PSYCHIATRIST APPOINTMENT TODAY, IM NOT PREGNANT". Courtland explained that they were approved for a condo. "and jenelle is not pregnant…we just got the call on our new condo !! so excited".
Courtland is also battling the mother of his child over a plethora of issues. We're busy enough trying to keep Jenelle's legal and custody issues straight, so we'll let you read Courtland's rant here, if you feel like it.
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