Um? No? Please no? Oh, who am I kidding, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Taylor Armstrong isn't going anywhere, so I should just stop wishing she'd go away. She's not. Whatever. It's the holidays. I'm feeling slightly less hateful.
Anyhoo, Taylor is coming to the media interwebs with guns blazing. It's a brazen attempt to find some sort of fan base in her madness. I can't say I blame her. This is her bread and butter. Unfortunately, she underestimated her viewership…we don't like bread and butter…we like good cheese and fancy breads and wine not in a box. Or in a box, as long as you have some wonderful cheeses!
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Taylor recently sat down with Hollywood Life to dish on all things
vagrant housewives. She touts her newly separated beau (he was married when they started dating) as being a "wonderful role model for Kennedy." Well, isn't that the sweetest?
Of her tainted relationship with Brandi Glanville, Taylor explains, “Brandi and I still have some things to sort out. It’s been rough for us from the beginning. I’d like to see our relationship changing, but I don’t know if it will.” I'm guessing Brandi can't "sort out" the fact that Taylor broke up a marriage given that Brandi was in a similar situation not too long ago. Oh Taylor…you really don't have a clue, do you?
Throughout the awkward interview, Taylor is good at pretending she's not a total lush. Someone has hired a great PR person. She's self-deprecating, she's upbeat, and she totally had me feeling slightly sorry for her during the interview (posted below!). I feel like I'm getting hives just from typing that. Geez.
Let's go ahead and leave Taylor in the dust and focus on Kyle and Kim Richards. According to E! the Sisters Richards are joining Greg Louganis' world in the upcoming Stars In Danger: The High Dive. If you ask me, it sounds nothing like Return to Witch Mountain. Kim needs to run hard and fast!
The reality show, which puts its people in serious Olympic training situations, has a star-studded new cast. I'm kidding. Besides Antionio Sabato, Jr., it reads like a has been Lifetime movie. You can click the link above to find out the contestants. I'm far too tired and snobby to include them here!
TELL US-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TAYLOR'S INTERVIEW? WILL YOU WATCH THE SISTERS RICHARDS TRY TO DIVE?
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