Really? Really? I think I just had a horrible nightmare. Oh it was so bad. There were tone-deaf desperate middle aged women twirling around in too tight clothes, screaming about their butts and security and sperm donors and Gone With The Wind. They were looking for a broken pageant crown. And worst of all… THEY WERE SINGING! They swore people thought they were Beyoncé. More like Beyon-fake.
Then I woke up and realized I was just watching Watch What Happens Live where it was announced that Kenya Moore is releasing a song based on the catchphrase she thinks is going to happen. Yes, below you can listen to the Gone With The Wind Fabulous audio. It sounds like an 80's workout video and the Real Housewives of Atlanta star was erroneously mislead into believing her "rap" is cute.
CLICK CONTINUE READING FOR THE SONG!
I guess she really does think she's the new Kim Zolciak…
Kenya confirmed her musical aspirations on twitter. “#Twirl #GoneWiththeWindFabulous #GWTWF iTunes in Sunday and a ringtone.”
Please do not buy this. Is iTunes insane? I think I need a drink. Is it too early for cocktails?
[Photo Credit: Twitter]
TELL US – KENYA'S RAP: NIGHTMARE OR HEAVENLY? DBTFTP OR GWTWF?