Oh wow. I bet y'all didn't even know that it was possible to have a short, sweet Real Housewives of New Jersey post, but I'm here to restore your faith. After the jump, I've got some great gossip and some hilarious Caroline Manzo news. It won't disappoint.
Let me throw out some buzz words in hopes of sparking your interest. We've got a former Basketball Wives star hanging out with a pole dancing "prostitution whore" from seasons past of RHONJ. We've also got Caroline's face popping up in a very odd place. It's amazing.
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In some awesome crossover news, we have Danielle Staub and BBW's Jennifer Williams having a girls' night. I can't make up this stuff if I tried. Jennifer recently posted a picture on Instagram of her hanging out with RHONJ alum Danielle and some friends…with champagne…on her bed. The caption? #njnights. It's beyond awesome, yet I am not at all shocked that these two found each other. What's a better way to remain relevant than to hang out with other wannabe reality stars who are also clinging on to dear life to remain relevant? It's brilliant.
Can you blame them? I do have to wonder what this pair has in common…other than getting the boot from their respective shows. Oh, to be a fly on that wall. Perhaps Danielle sang some let's be honest tunes while Jennifer touted the importance of lip plumping. It could be a dual promotion made in heaven.
Meanwhile, Caroline isn't so keen on businesses who have been using her to promote themselves without her knowledge. I guess, technically, it's one business, and it has such an odd way of using Caroline's likeness to create some buzz.
One of Caro's followers tweeted her, questioning why her mug was on the placemats at the Arlington Diner. Caroline quickly retweeted the inquiry, replying, "I Don't even go 2 this salon." I'm so…so…confused. One, why would a business want Caroline's face on a placemat? Seriously, a placemat? A promotional photo, a product…that I get, but a placemat? Two, why does a salon (Caroline's word) need a placemat? Is it a salon/diner? And if so, why aren't there more of those around? I'd love a patty melt when I'm getting my highlights. Really, is that too much to ask? I am befuddled…and now hungry.
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