Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kim, Kah-ree…if Kim needs a chimney sweep, out of luck is he! Why? Because he won't know which multi-million dollar Bel-Air mansion to go to for his chimney services. More on that in a bit. In the meantime, let's chat about Kim Kardashian is living beneath her means…for once.
Oh, and P.S., Kim doesn't want your mommy advice. She is quite capable of taking care of the tiny rapper's baby without you telling her how to live and what soft cheeses to avoid. Seriously. She hasn't listened to the countless people who have asked her to fade into obscurity, why would she want to hear from fans who think she needs to fly less and eat more greens? Please, as if y'all want to give Kim and Kanye West parenting advice…like it would help.
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Oh, the horror! We recently reported on Kim and sister Kourtney Kardashian going on the TODAY show to speak on Kim's horrific fertility issues. Gag. Yawn. Ridic. Anyhoo, after the girls appeared on the morning show, Kourtney and Kim headed back to their swanky Manhattan hotel to prepare for a night out on the town. It was at that point, according to Entertainment Wise, that they faced such an awful reality. No car service. Did you read that correctly? THE SISTERS HAD NO CAR SERVICE! I can't even imagine. It's almost as if they are paupers. The humanity. They were forced to hail a cab. I'm not even sure they know what a taxi is, but they had to ride in one. I'm sure they are both in therapy now. Bless 'em.
After Kim's stint on TODAY, she showed up to chat with Live With Kelly and Michael! (love me some Michael Strahan!) to promote the upcoming season of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami with her sister. East Idaho News is reporting on that interview where Kim graciously agreed to accept parenting advice…once she actually becomes a parent. During her pregnancy, she wants none of it.
Kim told the co-hosts, "I think I'm like a little bit — not in denial that I'm pregnant — but I want to hear all of the
Of course, anything you have to share with Kim about pregnancy will need to wait–not that she'll be around to hear it. Kim shared with Kelly Ripa and Michael that she and Kanye are still jet-setting, revealing, "We've been spending a lot of time in Paris, and I think that's definitely a place I want to make as a part of the L.A.-New York-Paris kind of thing." Good luck, France!
Finally, pictures and news have been floating around about Kim and Kanye's new mansion, but apparently we've all gotten it wrong. Kim recently tweeted, "So funny when you see magazines & photos online of this new home that's supposedly mine but its the wrong house! LOL" LOL for sure, Kim. L-O-flipping-L. Sigh.
TELL US-CAN YOU BELIEVE KOURTNEY AND KIM HAILED A CAB? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT KIM NOT WANTING PARENTING ADVICE UNTIL THE BABY ARRIVES?
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