Tonight Lisa Vanderpump will finally sit Splits Richards down and explain a little thing called friendship to her. It goes like this: have friend, be loyal. Have friend: defend her in unpleasant situations. Have friend: do not plan to conspiratorially gang-up on her during a Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls reunion. I hope Splits gets it.
With their crumbling friendship finally being addressed on last week's episode and Lisa wondering why on earth Kyle is willing to defend everyone else (like her nemesis Adrienne Maloof), but never her, both ladies took to their Bravo blogs to share.
"I don't agree with Kyle's interpretation of the conversation 'Lisa and Camille [Grammer] got into it.' Umm no we didn't. Camille threw unwarranted accusations out of nowhere, stating that I was just the face of my business. . .," LIsa begins.
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"So I defended myself, quantifying the shareholding between us. I sat there and wondered, if Kyle, who has known me for some time, eaten at SUR with me, witnessed the development, and seen my dedication to the business would maybe say something in my defense. I know for certain I would."
"I am becoming a little exasperated by the constant accusations and doubting my integrity. Where does it come from? I am constantly challenged by a bevy of staff in the workplace. I would prefer to be non-combative with my friends. Why is there a need to demean others? Is it with intent to elevate oneself? Whatever it was, it was unfounded, redundant, and ridiculous," Lisa writes.
"As I reiterated the conversations to Ken, I realized the pointless expectations I have. Friendship to me is defined differently." Ouch!
Kyle sees things a bit differently – and unsurprisingly she finds no flaws with her own behavior. Furthermore she denies any involvement in last year's reunion ambush!
"I want to say for the record, I was NEVER called by ANYONE about any meeting regarding Lisa," Kyle insists . "Lisa and I were closer than the others at the time. So, if that meeting DID take place, it makes sense why I wasn't called."
"I know NOTHING about Lisa's businesses and I had never heard this before. Lisa immediately said that she owns 51 percent of SUR. I did not think that Lisa needed defending," Kyle writes.
"Lisa later told me that she was upset I didn't defend her. Why wasn't she upset with Brandi [Glanville] for not defending her? They're very close friends. Maybe Brandi also didn't think Lisa needed defending. It's also obvious Lisa is still angry with me, so she is hyper sensitive to anything I may do or NOT do."
Oh, Kyle… you'll never get it will you? It's called being humble. It's called accepting responsibility. It's called just apologizing without a million non sequiturs about who made you act a certain way. It's called being an adult.
And moving on, guess who was at the Grammy Awards last night? Our own lemon-loving Yolanda Foster. Yolanda was nominated for best at-home music video for a moving tribute song after the lovely number she performed for hubby David. Juuuust kidding! Yolanda was there as David's date and looked quite foxy in a black jumpsuit. She also attended Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party.
Adrienne also hosted a Grammy after party last night sponsored by her Vodka company, Zing. The lovely Faye Resnick made an appearance of course, but also some people we care about like Rihanna showed up.
Chris Brown is Zing's spokesmodel. I'll just let all the irony of that choice be dissected by you lovely readers. I'm guessing Yolanda and David did not make an appearance.
They're too classy. Photos of Adrienne and Yolanda are below!
And finally, tonight is an all-new episode of RHOBH where it looks like dear old Adrienne will be caught in yet another lie when she denies suing Brandi and issuing her cease-and-desist papers. Of course, Adrienne has since come clean about the mess, but oh the footage shows that she denied any involvement way back when!
Kyle and Lisa will also confront their friendship issues and begin the road to recovery. Don't do it Lisa! And of course, Reality Tea will be live-tweeting all the Tea Partypolcalypse 2.0. Please join us – make sure you take your tea hot and spiked.
And DO NOT forget: RHOBH airs at a new time tonight. It starts at 8/9c (8 pm).
[Main Photo Credit: josiah true/wenn.com]
TELL US – SHOULD KYLE HAVE DEFENDED LISA OR CAN LISA FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES? WAS KYLE INVOLVED IN THE REUNION SET-UP? THOUGHTS ON CHRIS BROWN AS THE ZING SPOKESPERON IN LIGHT OF ADRIENNE'S DOMESTIC ABUSE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST PAUL?
Yolanda, her jumpsuit, and David work the Grammy red carpet. [Photo Credit: Twitter]
Yolanda getting ready for Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy party
On the carpet! [Photo Credit: twitter]
Hot Mama! [Credit: twitter]
Adrienne and puuuuuuke, errr – I mean Faye! haha at the Zing party [Credit: Twitter]
Chris Brown, Zing's esteemed spokesmodel [Credit: twitter]
Adrienne and brother Gavin Maloof pedaling their wares! [Credit: Twitter]
Another shot of Adrienne Zing-ing out at a charity event they hosted this weekend! [Credit: Twitter]
Adrienne and Rihanna.
With Ludacris who performed at Saturday's Zing charity benefit.
All photo credits: Twitter
Look who else showed up at the Grammy's – Kyle and Mauricio. And is she seriously wearing a caftan – or is that hair?! [Credit: twitter]