On today's episode of These Are The Days Of Jenelle Evans Life:
According to the melodramatic Teen Mom 2 star, Courtland Rogers caused her to have the "most horrible day ever" and now she regrets ever marrying him. Can you feel the passion behind those words? Most. Horrible. Day. Ever.
Considering the mess that is Jenelle's life, I braced myself for what could have possibly led to the "most horrible day ever" and continued reading.
Oh… the anticipation.
Jenelle tweeted, “Found out all of my clothes got pawned at Platos Closet today by @coutryb11, so upset.”
Oh… it gets worse.
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Not only did Courtland purportedly pawn Jenelle's clothes, he also hocked her beloved projector.
After Jenelle posted a Twitpic to prove her projector originally cost $1082.98, Jenelle tweeted, "@courtyb11 just had to pay $130 to get my projector back, yr lucky as f-k I don't have time to press charges."
Sounds like she got a killer deal if you ask me.
Courtland denied any wrongdoing, tweeting, "I didnt pawn none of ur sh-t lmfao go up there and ask and see the videos dumbass i am 12 states away lol." I can only assume that his "." key is stuck. Jenelle quickly responded, "@courtyb11 uhmmmm let's see hahahaha look at this picture COURTLAND lmfao u DIDN'T pawn it ? Hahaha."
Courtland mocked Jenelle, tweeting, "@pbandjenelley_1….. lol wow look at me im jenelle i am famous for being the worlds shittiest mom…. thats my wife…. knew u had it in you!" Whoa. The "." key is not stuck.
Well, if nothing else, Jenelle and Courtland went on to agree that getting married was a mistake. Unfortunately, in Jenelle's case, her regret stems solely from her wish to be Gary Head's wife. Remember him? He's the guy who once allegedly threatened to kill her. And, coincidentally, he is also responsible for Jenelle's last "most horrible day ever" because he ruined her Valentine's Day.
Kevin Federline? BWAHAHA. OK,
Cour Kevin. Whatever floats your boat.
Twitter needs to institute random psychological tests to gain access. Starting with these two.