Tonight is the season finale (and reunion!) of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Bravo has apparently decided to punish me by chaining me to the TV tonight, but luckily I'll at least have drama to sustain myself!
Last week Faye Resnick showed her truly hideous, not found in nature true colors when she attacked Brandi Glanville in a desperate bid to get camera time. Regarding all the claims that she was having sex in Splits Richards' bathroom and flirting with married men, Brandi calls Faye "disgusting" and says that's definitely not what happened!
"I was very shocked to see Marisa [Zanuck] stirring the pot the way she did, that is not the Marisa I know and like," Brandi shares in her Bravo blog. "Thank goodness for Yolanda [Foster] setting these cackling hens straight. I told y'all Yolanda was gangster."
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I suppose leading the pack in insecure bitchiness is one Morally Corrupt Resnick! "Faye, Faye, Faye. I think that she just makes things up in her head to get camera time. I wasn't found naked in a bathroom in any way shape or form. I simply had a ten-second, fully clothed makeout session with a hot man," Brandi explains.
"The only person that walked in was Lisa and she pulled me out of the bathroom by my ear like a good mum. (BTW I dated that hot man for six months after "bathroom gate". We are still close friends, in fact he is my real estate agent!)."
"I was disgusted with Faye," Brandi adds. "And not mad but disappointed with Marisa. I may not give the best marriage advice but was I coming from a place of love."
Moving on, Rambles Richards is defending herself against some of the odd behavior she exhibited in Paris. On a previous episode, Kim credited the loopiness to a medication mishap, and she goes further to explain that those mix-ups caused some serious medical issues!
"I had a couple seizures when I was there, which I had had when I first came home from treatment as well," Kim tells ABC News Radio. "And they were scary for me." It's odd that none of the other women – including Kyle – seemed aware of this and have not mentioned it…
Kim also admits that she is forced to confront Yolanda at the reunion. "I address some things with her that maybe she's not happy about, but I like Yolanda a lot. I say it like it is. I don't lie," Kim acknowledges, not going into detail about why she confronts her.
Kim also plays coy about whether or not she'll return next season. We'll "have to wait and see," she shares. Rumor has it Kim is on the chopping block and will not be renewed for season 4.
And tonight is the season finale. Drama continues at Lisa's vow renewal when an emotional Adrienne arrives despite her separation. Kim and Kyle have yet another sister meltdown. And Faye continues to ravage the scene with her desperate attempts at relevance.
Following that is Part 1 of the reunion where the ladies argue viciously in cocktail dresses and try to refrain from throwing wine and slapping at each other. Oh, I only wish this show were as exciting as a Dynasty rerun!
Reality Tea will be live-tweeting all the drama and hopefully our butts won't go numb from sitting on the sofa for so long. Luckily we'll have trips to the wine box as a reprieve!
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TELL US – DID BRANDI DO THE NASTY IN THE BATHROOM OR WAS FAYE JUST BEING NASTY? ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT NONE OF THE WOMEN KNEW KIM WAS HAVING SEIZURES AS A RESULT OF HER MEDICATION ISSUES?