It's a great week for Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham, and it's only Tuesday! She lives such a charmed life, doesn't she? In light of her recent DUI woes and adult film aspirations, you'd think life would be hard for the former reality star. However, Farrah always seems to come out on top…I mean, I haven't seen the video (and I can assure you I never will), but I'm guessing that she does. Too much?
Not only did the twenty-one-year-old ink a deal to start selling that bad boy of a sex tape, she's also ready to go with her DUI case. Guess what, y'all? She's NOT GUILTY!
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TMZ reports that Farrah's attorney has entered a plea of "not guilty" for the three charges pending against her from her St. Patrick's Day debacle. Farrah is charged with aggravated DUI (she blew a .147, but she wasn't drunk AT ALL, y'all. Duh!), disorderly conduct, and refusal to take a field sobriety test.
When she heads to court on May 31, Farrah will most likely use her laundry list of excuses as her amazing defense. She was just re-parking the car, and it was all her sister's fault, remember? Not to mention, she had a bad cough which made it harder for her to blow properly…although wouldn't that lend itself to having a LOWER blood-alcohol reading? This trial is going to be epically hilarious.
Of course, Farrah can't be bothered with silly nonsense like the law. She's got a film career to promote!
While she didn't get the $2 million+ she'd hoped for, Farrah is set to receive close to a million dollars for her little movie venture. Not only that, she's getting oodles of compliments, and who doesn't love compliments?
According to Us Weekly, Steve Hirsch, the founder of Vivid Entertainment, is confirming the company's deal with the Farrah to sell Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Way to keep it classy, girl! In a statement released to the media, Steve shares, "I'm happy to confirm that we have purchased it. We went after this movie as vigorously as any sex tape we've ever pursued."
He continues, "We felt it was definitely worth it, not only because of Farrah’s popularity, but because the footage itself is amazing. I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is," adding, "Farrah is gorgeous, sexy and absolutely uninhibited. Farrah's looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out." Eww and double eww. I don't know who should be more insulted…Farrah or Kim!
TELL US-ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT FARRAH PLED NOT GUILTY TO ALL THREE CHARGES? ARE YOU AS DISTURBED AS I AM BY THE TITLE OF HER SEX TAPE?
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