Hey y'all…want to know a quick and easy way to pay for culinary school and get your Master's degree? If you answered "apply for scholarships and student loans" you'd be sorely mistaken. Take a lesson from Farrah Abraham and achieve these goals by shopping around a manufactured home movie of the adult variety. Ah, youth.
That's right! The former Teen Mom wants to make all of her educational dreams come true, and she's now going to be able to make those dreams a reality thanks to a little film called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Take that, Sallie Mae! Farrah doesn't need your federal funds to reach her collegiate aspirations.
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Sounding like the spokesperson for Vivid Entertainment, the company who purchased her sexy times video, Farrah tells In Touch, “I am happy with the seven-figure settlement I have reached with what I feel to be the best adult entertainment company in the industry, Vivid. I look forward to my future goals of completing my Master’s degree and focusing on being a great mother for my daughter as well as many other culinary business endeavors in my future."
This chick does realize that to work towards her Master's degree she has to have first completed college, right? Oh, who am I kidding? We're talking about Farrah.
The former MTV reality star continues (and please don't gag, although it's a very gag worthy statement), "This is a risk for me to take; however, I feel comfortable with giving the rights to Vivid, a company I know can handle the media and press surrounding my sexuality." I wonder if Farrah knows that there wouldn't be any press regarding her sexuality if she wasn't making professional grade sex tapes to shop around, but potatoes, pa-tah-toes.
As you all recall, Farrah first claimed that she made the video with a professional porn star for her personal library. When she was old and wrinkled and saggy, she wanted to be able to look back and remember what it was like to be pretty and toned while doing the hippity dippity in the buff.
Farrah is still sticking to that story, saying that she only decided to shop around the movie after getting "great feedback." Here's a head scratcher…if it was only ever intended for her eyes only, where would she get this great feedback? The girl is a walking, talking bag of hypocrisy.
If you to pick up your own copy of Farrah's film debut, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom goes on sale May 14 nationwide. 'Merica.
TELL US-HAVE YOU PRE-ORDERED YOUR COPY OF FARRAH'S ADULT FILM? CAN YOU BELIEVE THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH?
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