Not surprisingly, this week's People has dedicated its cover to the "Delivery Room Drama" surrounding America's baby. Yes, I realize Kanye West said his daughter wouldn't be America's baby, but it's just so flipping funny. Here's the thing…was it really super dramatic?
Now, I realize that giving birth prematurely is no joke, but can I just throw out a conspiracy theory that her due date may have been misconstrued? Mind you, it's not a theory I was smart enough to concoct on my own, but I jumped right onboard. Can't you just picture Kris Jenner pressuring daughter Kim Kardashian into giving the press an earlier due date? "But Kim, just think about all the attention you'll get when you go into premature labor?" In my head, the conversation takes place in the back of a limo with blacked out windows…just like this one (an oldie but a goodie, of course!). It wouldn't be the first time the family fibbed..
But again, that's my bishy, trash-loving brain talking. Obviously, regardless of her true due date, I am happy that mother and baby are healthy.
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The magazine is reporting that Kim gave birth three weeks early, and this week's issue shares sound bites and interviews from the unnamed Kardashian inner circle. One such friend visited the newborn at Cedars-Sinai and gushed that Kimye, Jr. is "the prettiest, tiniest thing with a full head of straight, dark hair, a cute little nose and Kim's lips. She's already smiling!" Um, I think that's gas.
According to the story, Kim and Kanye's new addition is spending some time in an incubator to help regulate her body temperature which is often the case for premature babies. Okay, okay. I see my theory is already being torn to shreds by a somewhat legitimate entertainment news source. What can I say? I'm wrong. A LOT.
A hospital source assures the mag that the as yet unnamed baby is "doing very well." With that, I'll conclude this post…and I promise no more name speculation–at least for the next few hours!
TELL US-IS THE CONSPIRACY THEORY SURROUNDING KIM'S DUE DATE TOTALLY FARFETCHED?
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