Oh the nonsense that is Real Housewives of Orange County just never ends. See Lauri Peterson insists Vicki Gunvalson is a kinky sex monster who frolics around like this is the eternal summer of love. Orgies, threesomes, affairs… oh my!
While Lauri is adamant that Vicki got her menage a trois on, Vicki dismisses Lauri as "disgusting" and a liar. Well Lauri maintains that she is telling the truth!
I absolutely did see this,” Lauri insists to RumorFix. “There wasn’t just one occasion, there were two occasions."
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"One occasion was in San Diego in which the same woman, Vicki, and I were sharing a room. I was on a roll away bed," Lauri recalls. "The other two women were in individual beds. The man came in — who I know also, as he works in the insurance industry– all of these are married people. He came in and bounced back and forth between beds. I took a sleeping pill and went to sleep, because I didn’t want to know. I did see them in bed together.”
Lauri says the other occasion was at an insurance convention in New Orleans. “I was going to spend the night in Vicki’s room,” she recounts. “When I came in to the room I was expecting to be by myself, because I thought everybody was out having fun. When I walked into the room the same three people were in one bed together. Like I said they were under the covers."
"I don’t know what they were doing. I don’t want to know what they were doing," Lauri maintains. "I did see it. That’s the thing that I will stand by. I won’t speak about anything unless I witnessed it first hand, like Vicki told me about her indiscretions or I actually saw something with my own eyes. Whether I saw a text message or I see something – those are the things that I will speak about. Nothing else. ”
Lauri is quick to add that while they were in bed together, she doesn't know the ins and outs (haha!) of what was going on. “I do not know if they were having sex, because the scene made me feel uncomfortable and it was awkward for me, because all of these people are married.” I love this new holier than thou Lauri! So amusing.
Anyway, Lauri says she absolutely has no "vendetta" against Vicki, she just really wants to ruin her reputation so she can definitely reclaim her place on RHOC.
Moving on, Tamra Barney is in trouble with her ex-husband who is raining on her newly married parade by spilling all the gory details of their less than ideal times together. While Tamra claims her first ex-husband (aka shotgun wedding no. 1) drove her to her first suicide attempt, he rebuttals that she was a cheater, a nutcase, and a deadbeat mom who bailed on eldest son Ryan until she shacked up with Simon Barney.
Tamra in response called him a broke loser who was having an affair with a man. Oh and Ryan hates him. The 'Ryan hates him' part may actually be true, because Ryan Vieth is speaking out against his father.
"I do not speak to my father, Darren, for many reasons, funny how he suddenly wants to look like a good father, "Ryan explains to The Examiner. "Simon was more of a father figure than my dad ever was to me.
"My mom never gave me up as a child, only asked for my dad to step it up and help out when she was going through a difficult time," Ryan says in defense of Tamra. "My mom has always been in my life even when she was struggling. It's disgusting that he is trying to go after my mom by spreading lies. Everyone wants there 15 minutes of fame!"
"I feel sorry for him and hope that one day he will have peace in his life," Ryan adds.
Well, errrr… family values. Hopefully Ryan and his dad can come to an understanding. Or at least Andy Cohen can contact Daddy Vieth about making a super-secret exciting appearance on RHOC next season. Hellooooooo storyline!
Speaking of storylines, tonight Alexis and Gretchen meet up to discuss how their friendship fell apart. While Alexis seems genuinely upset (poor silly woman) Gretchen is all like, 'How long do I have to sit here and pretend to care? I've got a plastic purse convention to attend to!'
In other news Tamra continues with wedding plans, Vicki confronts Brooks about his ladies on the side, and Heather gets an exciting opportunity!
Another now-canceled sitcom role?
Reality Tea will be live-tweeting the episode cause I want to see if Gretchen cries fake tears of plastic hatred that look like droplets from a glue gun. You know you do too!
Oh and before we go, below are the ratings from last week's episode of RHOC. I guess people only want to see Vicki when she's a snow volcano cause they dropped from the week before!
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TELL US – VICKI AND THREESOME: TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE OR C'MON… SHE CAN'T EVEN UTTER THE WORD VAGINA?
Real Housewives of Orange County – RATINGS ROUND UP:
4/1 – 1.81
4/8 – 1.60
4/15 – 1.60
4/22 – 1.71
4/29 – 1.85
5/6 – 1.96
5/13 – 1.81
5/20 – 1.85
6/3 – 1.85
6/10 – 1.775
6/17 – 1.86
6/25 – 1.72
7/1 – 1.96
7/8 – 2.168 (Bravo Says 2.2)
7/15 – 1.995