It's no secret that Farrah Abraham worships herself. Now, the former Teen Mom star has shared the link to her Amazon wish list, graciously giving her fans the opportunity to shower her with gifts. My. Heart. Sings.
Check out Farrah's wish list below!
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Farrah's wish list includes $13,000 worth of clothes, bikinis, furniture, kitchen supplies, and more. Is there no end to her narcissism? #rhetoricalquestion
For Farrah's body, sequin booty shorts (Farrah's comment: "Thank you! I love these!"), several barely there bathing suits ("I would look hot in this!"), slutty Halloween costumes, including a Superwoman outfit ("I'm SUPER WOMEN!"), four Sheri Hill dresses worth a total of $2,949 ("Size 2 Sexy!" and "Will love this forever!"), and high heels ("Will make my legs look amazing!").
For Sophia, a piddly $200 worth of stuff, including a Disney's Sofia the First dress ("My Sophia needs her Sofia the 1st dress in 4T. Matching shoes in a 9 will do.")
For Farrah's home, one $1489 bookcase ("I'm a reader. Thank you."), one $609 mirror, one $800 coffee table ("Thank you!"), five dining room chairs worth $2995 and one dining room table worth $1299 ("Redoing my dinning. Decorate with me. XO!"), several kitchen items ("I'm your chef!"), area rugs ("larger is better"), and two chandeliers ("entriguing").
Farrah's "about me" note to her fans:
I love clothes, accesories, dresses, heels, kitchen cookware, and who knows some other cool home stuff to decorate, and as always I think about my daughter too. When I see something she's gotta have that's a must as well.
Thank you for brightening my day, and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable.
Hugs & Love,
Our note to Farrah:
As "entriguing" as your list is, we're going to pass. Please go away (faster is better). Thank you!
The only problem with Farrah's wish list? It's not technically an Amazon wish list! She merely uses the "add to your amazon wish list" browser extension. 99.99% of the items on Farrah's list simply go back to its place on a different website. As far as I can see, there's no way to purchase these items (sorry to burst your bubble!) and have them ship directly to Farrah's backdoor.
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