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"Kar-dashing through L.A., a pimp momager in tow, a baby with Kanye, a sex tape doesn't make her a —OOOOHHH Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!  It's Christmas time with the famewhoring klan of K-W-U-T-K!" Altogether now! Wait, you're not ready to go caroling in September?  Don't let Kris Jenner hear you!

In case you are the most naive and gullible person on the planet and/or have been residing under a rock for the last five years, you realize that reality shows are anything but real…and that goes triple if your last name rhymes with Kartrashian or Money-Spenner.  Don't believe me?  

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It's going to be a very Kardashian Kristmas.  In fact, the Kardashian-Jenners are ringing in the holidays in September by filming a Christmas special.  Because who doesn't want to see that?  You can't see or hear me, but I'm raising my hand and screaming, "This girl!  Right here!"

Kim Kardashian tweeted yesterday, "Long beautiful work day with the family! Shot a very fun Christmas special! Can't wait to share more later! Night! Xo"  She also shared the above and following photos on her Instagram.  Bless her heart.

I'm sure it feels like Christmas for Kendall Jenner (applaud me on that brilliant segue later–not!), as Radar is reporting she is just weeks away from being able to cash in on a state mandated trust account for child stars (her mom Kris can't access it!) that could contain close to $300,000.00 worth of her modeling and television earnings.  Really Radar?  That would be huge news if I didn't know that Kendall's weekly allowance was close to two hundred grand (I may or may not have made up this figure, but I can't be off by that much, right?).  She does her chores, y'all.  #earned

So let's recap, shall we?  Admit it, after hearing this news, you feel badly for blaming all Target stores for rushing the holidays…you didn't realize they were just keeping up with the Kardashians!  Oh, and Kendall Jenner will make more on her November 3rd birthday than I will see in my lifetime.  #thisiswhyidrink ;)

TELL US-WILL YOU BE WATCHING THE KARDASHIAN HOLIDAY SPECIAL?  THOUGHTS ON KENDALL'S UPCOMING PAYOUT?

[Photo Credit: Instagram]

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