Well, gag me with a bedazzled microphone, some Milania Hair Care shampoo and a shot of poison juice (on second thought…). As if Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa and Joe Gorga's constant love life over share isn't bad enough, they have to keep acting as if they are newlyweds
I'm sorry. I'm not buying it. No couple is that gooey all the time (thank goodness!). Of course, along with Melissa's "happy wife, happy life" mantra, both she and Joe claim to be the most in love couple and devoted parents. I'm not saying they aren't, but do they feel as if they have to constantly shove it down our throats? Yes, I guess they do.
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Speaking to Life & Style, Melissa and Joe reveal how they keep their love life hot while getting in that extra quality time with their three children. Joe tells the site, "We have a romantic getaway every night! Every night. We have to get that in."
Melissa explains that they have a strict rule about splitting up the weekend to make plenty of time for family and romance. She shares, "We definitely do Friday night for the kids. Saturday night's our date night. We'll either go out with other couples, or just Joe and I. Have a bottle of wine and just enjoy ourselves," adding, "We go out to dinner just about every Saturday night if we're not working." I'm sure that doesn't get expensive or anything!
The pair remained mum for the most part about Teresa Giudice, saying only that she's "good" in spite of all the legal drama. Melissa says, "We talk to her. I mean the most important thing [is] her four daughters, [Their kids] still have play dates with my children."
In other news, Teresa is about to announce that she and Juicy have romantic getaways three times a day every day, and they have managed to clone themselves so that they can spend the entire weekend with their kids AND romantic alone time. Brilliant.
TELL US-DO YOU BELIEVE THAT THE GORGAS HAVE A ROMANTIC GETAWAY EVERY NIGHT?
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