Turns out Gretchen Rossi isn't the only Bravolebrity blogging for OK! these days. Apparently the magazine thinks we're all dying to read Reza Farahan's "hilariously bold and brutally honest" take on pop culture news each week. I can't stop laughing. Good one, OK!
Reza’s Obsession #1:
Reza NeNe Leakes Wedding "What I'm obsessing over – did you notice the similarities to Kim Zolciak's wedding?" asked Reza. "I was giving NeNe the benefit of the doubt when she went blonde, but after she went to the same designer for her wedding dress? That's a little suspect."
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Reza called out NeNe for changing three times also. "One of her outfits was a lace jumper – that is straight up Kim and Kroy circa 2011. Don't get me wrong, I love a remake. I saw Father of the Bride thinking it was great and not knowing that it was a remake. I'm thrilled for her - she got her happy back and we got Marlo Hampton back."
Reza's Obsession #1.5:
Reza Marlo "I'm obsessed with that bitch!" he exclaimed. "She's always on point with her getups. Head to toe, she screams money." Priorities, my friends. Pri-ori-ties!
"You’d never think that she has seven mug shots," continued Reza. "Really, seven! This is the woman who taught us proper bread buttering etiquette on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I could watch her do anything — she’s truly fascinating to me."
Reza’s Obsession #2:
Reza The Allure of Mohamed Hadid "He's all over Bravo," blogged Reza. "These bitches can't get enough of him." Am I the only who cannot stand his use of bitch?
Reza detailed Mohamed's appearances on Bravo. "So … we've had enough of Mohamed pushing his houses down our throats … WRONG! Somehow, he was able to convince, I mean, he offered his house to Lilly for her 30th birthday. Mohamed is like a piece of luggage – you keep that shit forever. Get used to him folks!"
Season three of Shahs of Sunset kicks off tonight at 10pm ET. Reza tries to make things right with Mercedes "MJ" Javid after dragging her through the mud last season, while Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi reaches out to Asa Soltan Rahmati with an apology.
Lilly Ghalichi throws herself a 30th birthday party – I'm beyond relieved we're getting that self-indulgent ridiculousness out of the way first thing – and Reza gets mad at his vapid, plastic little pet after she refuses to add MJ (who forgot to RSVP) to her guest list at the last minute.
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