As if the amount of peanut brittle I've eaten today isn't gag-worthy enough, Kris Jenner swoops in to ruin my sugar high with her talk of Kimye's wedding, how in love Yeezus is with daughter Kim Kardashian, and how great things are with Bruce post-separation. It makes me kind of want to poke myself in the eye.
It will come as no surprise that Kim isn't going to tone it down for wedding number three to Kanye West. Shocker! After her million dollar event for a marriage that lasted less than three months, that sounds reasonable enough.
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Speaking with Access Hollywood, Kris shares, “We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!” Yes, Kris. We know what you mean.It's going to be in our faces and shoved down our throats. Can't wait!
Of the planning, Kris reveals, “I don’t know if they’ll let me jump in. That’s two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas.” Kanye's a genius, y'all!
Kris gushes, “Our house is blissful. To watch Kim and see her mature and grow and turn into the most delicious mother, who is interested and engaged and reads to [North] every day, and if she works, brings North with her – it’s very cute the way she doesn’t want to be apart from her," adding, “And Kanye adores both of them. The way he speaks of them, it is so delicious and I can’t explain how in love with them he is. It’s really sweet to watch.” I just threw up a little.
Making the rounds, Kris also explains to People just how awesome things are with Bruce now that they are no longer living under the same roof! She tells the site, "We're great. He's great and I'm great and we're such good friends. Sometimes people are just better apart and have better energy. We don't bicker as much. We were starting to sound like some old sitcom from the '50s. I listened to myself and didn't like me. Everyone is happier."
She continues, "Bruce came over last night because he just had to see the tree again! It's really fun. I get so excited during the holidays. I get excited when he's coming over. We enjoy seeing each other more now." Yeah, yup, uh huh. I definitely just hurled.
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