Back pedal, back pedal, back pedal! If Brandi Glanville was back pedaling any faster, she'd be going in reverse! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has been in some hot water with her "friends" lately after "repeating" gossip regarding Lisa Vanderpump's finances and trying to pin it on Kyle Richards. She's now weighing in on what happened between Kyle and Carlton Gebbia and that blue-skull-peace-offering-washed-to-get-rid-of-bad-ju-ju-is-it-a-ring-or-a-crown-do-we-care situation. Ridiculous. Of course, Brandi is calling it like she sees it, but this time around, she's quick to insert compliments and let us know just how much she loves this group of women. Even Lisa.
Taking to her Bravo blog, Brandi begins with a little self-deprecating humor. I guess she figures if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. She begins, "Let me just start by saying after seeing my spray tan, I am definitely getting back into the gym to work on my mommy pooch. At this point Kim [Richards] and I were getting very close, and I really am happy to have come such a long way with her from when we first met." And they certainly have done a complete one-eighty from the crutch stealing and meth accusations, haven't they? Such cute biffles!
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Discussing her affliction at Gigi's party, Brandi admits that she didn't actually have a reaction to medication as she originally thought. Instead, she was suffering from acute TMJ. I am not even going to touch that information with a ten foot
stripper pole! She reveals, "As you all might have noticed, I have a bit of a lisp and underbite. I thought I was having an allergic reaction to a type of aspirin I took. I went to the doctor and they put me on steroids, but when it wouldn't get better after weeks and weeks I decided to go see my dentist, a TMJ specialist, and see if it was related to my jaw issues. I have been wearing really-not-sexy mouthguards since age 25 for TMJ."
Brandi continues, "Right before I got married something similar to me happened because of stress, and I was told I had pretty severe TMJ and would need to wear oral orthodontics day and night. Over the years I weened off my day ones for the most part and only wore them at night. When my new dog Buddy chewed up my nighttime one, I just assumed i would get to the dentist at some point to get another one. Cut to Lisa stress and my jaw completely slipping off its discs." It's always Lisa, isn't it? She's the source of all drama-induced orthodontia.
Moving on to the fabulous going away fete, Brandi blogs, "Gigi's going away party was so beautiful and you could feel the love in that room for her. I arrived with my friend Adrienne relieved that I could barely speak because I promised Yo[landa Foster] that I would not cause any drama at her daughter's going away party. When I saw Lisa it felt awkward. I could tell she knew I was upset with her. If I didn't care about Lisa and Ken then I wouldn't be upset about what was going on." Oh yes, we can tell how much you care about them…Kyle too!
As for Brandi's take on necklace-gate (yes, that's totally going to be a thing now), Brandi explains, "As far as the Carlton/Kyle issue, I never saw Kyle gift the necklace to Carlton and had no real idea what was going on. I knew Kyle and Carlton had gotten into it at Lisa's and because of this I thought I would do Kyle a favor and give Carlton the part of a necklace. Blah blah blah. Like I said, I wasn't around for the necklace gifting and the thing Kyle gave me looked like a ring. Lisa said twice that the crown didn't match the blue necklace, but maybe it was a peace offering…Contradict yourself much? I just feel like why say it doesn't even match the necklace at all? I feel like we are all in middle school sometimes still, myself included." Well, at least she got that part right. And I do agree that Lisa seemed to be stirring the pot a bit with this "it doesn't match" business. It belonged to Kyle. Since when have any of her fashion choices made sense?
Concluding on a positive note, Brandi shares, "Other then that nonsense it was a beautiful party, and I'm glad I could barely speak. As far as Lisa and Kyle's relationship, goes I feel like they love each other, but there is still this underlying competition of who is going to be queen bee of our group. Maybe I am wrong. It's known to happen but I am very happy being one of the many in the hive." And the one with the biggest stinger?
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