Thank you, reality television, for making my home state look like the classiest and most intelligent place in the country. It started with Myrtle Manor, and then CMT slid thirty minutes down the coast to Murrells Inlet for a little gem called Party Down South. Next week, I'll have the pleasure of recapping Bravo's attempt to ruin the beautiful and historic city I adore with a little train wreck called Southern Charm (it's how the other half live, y'all…and I cannot wait!).
While all of South Carolina is abuzz about the upcoming society-skeeze-fest, those characters up scenic Highway 17 need to make sure they aren't forgotten. Enter the brain trust that is Lyle Boudreaux of Party Down South glory.
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According to TMZ, Lyle was caught by the po-po celebrating Mardi Gras in Lafayette, Louisiana…on someone else's dime! The twenty-eight-year-old reality "star" was arrested after stealing a credit card out of a pocketbook he found in an unlocked car.
Someone witnessed Lyle rifling through the vehicle during a parade (so it wasn't crowded at all!), and called the cops. Officers found him at a nearby bar drinking off a tab he'd started with the stolen card. Brilliant. He was arrested and then released on $10,000 bond.
Bring on the jokes, folks. I have been taking it all my life, from governors with a penchant for hiking to a serious group of people trying to make secession happen. Again. Geez. Go ahead. I can handle it!
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