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While it isn’t exactly what I thought Jionni LaValle would be doing two days after his wedding to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, I’d say that a court appearance for a recent DUI puts him right up there with the behavior we’ve come to expect from reality stars. Sure, he married the fist-pumping, alligator loving, Britney-flashing, publicly intoxicated meatball from Jersey Shore, but Jionni always seemed to be the mature one…the voice of reason…the one who, you know, calmed the orange beast.

Obviously, there is nothing funny about drunk driving, but I have to say I am in shock that he was able to keep the arrest under wraps. That’s how we know he’s not a true reality star–his bad judgment wasn’t a catalyst for publicity! I doubt it’s even featured on the final season of Snooki & JWoww….

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So, you’ve seen the adorable pictures from Snooki and Jionni’s Gatsby-themed wedding. Like me, I’m sure you’ve oohed and ahhed over the adorableness that is the pair’s two children. Without question, you’ve found yourself wondering how Snooki went from peeing behind bars and smushing juiceheads to building a beautiful family and a successful empire. However, I’ll bet you never thought Jionni would have spent his first Monday as a married man in court…I was shocked for sure!

According to TMZ, Jionni showed up in court to offer a plea deal after being arrested in Totowa, New Jersey on August 7th. Police pulled over the father of two at 3:30 AM for erratic driving and charged him with driving under the influence, careless driving, and unsafe lane change.

Jionni entered a guilty plea in regard to the DUI charge, and in turn the remaining charges were dismissed. In addition to attending an alcohol and drug education class, Jionni lost his license for three months. I guess it’s time for him to learn that oh, so famous saying of my favorite guido Pauly D: Cabs ahhh heeeyaaa! 

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