Luann de Lesseps Calls Out Sonja Morgan For Being Unsupportive And Rude; Says Ramona Singer Is Childish!

Luann de Lesseps performs 'Girl Code' on WWHL

As the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York took off for a trip to Turks and Caicos, so too did the drama! The foremost expert in etiquette and chic-ness, Luann de Lesseps, can now add “Girl Code” enforcer to her list of manners specialties. With a new song on the matter, Luann tackles all the violations of her castmates and discusses the emotional tsunami that is Ramona Singer!

Spanning from NYC to the Caribbean – wherever there are RHONY, trouble is sure to follow, and deciphering it all is The Countess

Beginning with trouble at the Warwick Hotel, Luann knew it was too much to expect that her supposed friends would be supportive of her clothing venture, but chic c’est le vie! “You can have the best of everything and there’s still drama,” accepts Luann. “Ramona did admit she was a bit harsh on Kristen [Taekman] and that her timing wasn’t the best, so hopefully they’ll move forward and forget the whole thing.”

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Bethenny was right,” adds Luann. “If Ramona were a super hero, she’d be called ‘The Apologizer,'” Case in point: that Ramona was all love for Kristen in Turks and Caicos, after being all hate for her in NYC. “Anything is possible in the super hero world,” reminds The Countess. 

Luann also expresses her disappointment in Sonja Morgan for disparaging her clothing collection, and snubbing the pre-party, but mostly for displaying poor manners. For shame! “Where was Sonja during my pre-party? Working the red carpet of course! Hogging the red carpet is a no-no,” admonishes Luann. Is that going to be the title of her next song? Sounds promising!

“Why Sonja was so snarky about my collection (after I was so supportive of her foray into clothing design) is beyond me. It shows how disconnected she is from real women,” snips Luann. “I designed my Countess Collection to make women feel and look great all day, from work, to play, to an evening out. Sonja acted like an immature snob at my party, and whether it was the wine talking or how she actually feels, she could have kept her opinion to herself. I would never do that to her.” 

“When Ramona and Sonja began working the room flirting with this man and that, you could see how when they are together–their maturity level dips to that of teenagers,” scoffs Luann. “You’d think they never went to a cocktail party before!” Oh, they’ve been to plenty of c0ck-tail parties, if you catch my drift. Especially that Sonja! 

Moving along – and putting all that incredible rudeness behind them – Luann was beyond thrilled to escape the snow of NYC for the sun of Turks and Caicos. Sadly, the bad behavior followed. And was perpetuated by Ramonja, naturally. 

“Like other Housewives’ trips, when we arrived, it was the ‘run for the rooms.’ Ramona always acts childish when it comes to which room she and Sonja will share,” complains Luann. “Every vacation we’ve been on, they share a room, which is bizarre. I decided to take my time, and I ended up with the best room in the house. It has its own bath, and I can walk out from my room to the pool. Beautiful!”

Of course, it goes without saying that Ramona forever acts puerile. Her emotional settings vacillate between childish and insane, and unfortunately girls who just want to have fun are forced to contend with the ‘RamonaCoaster.’ “The RamonaCoaster started rolling from the time we arrived and her bright yellow bikini and stripper heels reminded me of Monaco poolside,” laughs Luann. “She does look amazing, but the vibe on the island is very chill, and Ramona doesn’t chill well.” Yes, Ramona’s pinot does all the chilling for her. 

“As for her saying that I don’t count when it comes to apologizing for her room-rushing behavior…that just shows how erratic she can be,” declares Luann. “So, I decided to go paddle boarding rather than watch Ramona paddle on her pool noodle!” 

Unfortunately, no one can chill in Turks and Caicos, so when the ladies thought they were settling in for a relaxing dinner, what they got instead was a full on buffet of crazy from Sonja and Bethenny. No surcharge for F-bombs! “After playing in the surf all afternoon, I was really hungry and wanted Bethenny and Sonja to join us at the table so we could begin our dinner,” Luann writes in her Bravo Blog.

“I tried to convince them to put their differences aside so that we could eat together but as you saw, I was unable to distract them from their problems. Thank goodness for a bit of comic relief…was Ramona wearing a macramé dress or a bug net? You decide,” snarks Luann. Bug net – and stripper heels… hmmm… this could be a whole new occupation for Ramona – she and Sonja could start a Caburlesque double-act. 

“While Sonja and Bethenny rehashed Sonja’s latest tipsy escapade hitting on my friend’s boyfriend, we decided to go ahead and start our meal,” says Luann

Ramona was extremely happy to kiss and tell all of Sonja’s sloppy business, but Luann – not so much! A lady, after all, always leaves a little to the imagination. Which is why macrame is always a no no. “The lobster was orgasmic…so decadent and delish. The meal and the setting were perfect for sexy conversation, and I was happy to share my latest mind-blowing encounter with he-who-shall-remain-nameless! I can share with you that I’m very happy being single, and I’m enjoying my life to the fullest.”

TELL US – WILL RAMONA AND SONJA EVER GROW UP? WAS SONJA RUDE TO LUANN ABOUT HER CLOTHING COLLECTION?

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