With The Real Housewives Of New Yorkâs trip to Mexico just around the corner, Luann DâAgostino is gathering her wits and her statement necklaces about her for the dysfunctional adventure ahead. She says sheâs excited to see footage roll of the ladiesâ shenanigans (including her falling down the stepsâŚinto the bushesâŚfrom grace), but that she wishes Bethenny Frankel and Ramona Singer would just put their drama behind them. (HA!)
Luann reflects, âOver the past nine years, Iâve taken some amazing trips with the ladies. Weâve ridden camels, skied, partied in clubs with pirates (and on sandbars), and stayed in some incredible houses, so Iâm excited to go to Mexico with the girls. Ramonaâs going no matter what and hopefully she will behave.â
Luann also understands why Bethenny was hesitant to invite Crazy Eyes Pinot to her business-related distillery tour. She comments in her blog, âI can see why Bethenny wouldnât want to include Ramona in the excursion to the tequila makers after she insulted Bethennyâs business (and her wine) on our trip to Vermont. The last thing any of us wants is for Ramona to ruin a seven-course dinner and tequila pairing. Ramona plus tequila could get interesting!â
âDorinda [Medley] suggested to Ramona that she blames her outbursts on the booze,â continues Luann, âbut I think liquor only adds fuel to her Ramotional fire. Iâve decided to go for the entire trip, and that means Ramonaâs coming along for the duration as well! Iâm sure Bethennyâs going to be thrilledâŚLOL! I plan to pack bikinis, statement necklaces and a positive attitude for this trip! Whatever Bethenny has planned for us, Iâm in!â
When it comes to the feud between Ramona and Bethenny, Luann suggests they just lay down their swords and âlift each other up, not tear each other down,â which is kind of like asking Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna to just be cool, man mmmkay? As in: Itâs not gonna happen.
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She adds âWhen Bethenny and Ramona insult each otherâs businesses, they both forget how hard they worked to get where they are today. Respecting the past is key to embracing the future.â Oh, Luann â just stick to using your rose colored glasses to gaze lovingly at your very suspicious husband. These chicks are beyond self-help tropes.
Luann also thinks everyone should just let Tinsley make her own tragic mistakes â and kiss as many men she chooses! She writes, âTinsley Mortimer is new at the dating game (obviously), and Iâm sure sheâll eventually meet her match. Scott, the techie, looks like a good start. He was adorable with her and they seem to have good chemistry. I wish her all the best and hope that her move to a hotel will give her the space to get her head together. Who wouldnât want to live like Eloise for a little while?â
But hotels will have to wait, for Tinsley will need to survive a group trip with these wackos first! Luann seems in good spirits about whatâs to come, closing her blog by cheering. âUntil next week, viva la Mexico!â
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