She begins by putting her childless co-stars in their place, writing, "Kenya and Porsha have no clue about parenting, so let's just let them stay in their room and do their fake hug and cry. I love it! Moving on!"
Taking a dig at Apollo Nida, NeNe continues, "As Phaedra said, 'I have had problems with my son.' Now Phaedra you are entitled to your opinion, but the facts remain, you don't know anything about my children. Have you ever met Bryson? If so, it couldn’t have been but once. Remember you have two young boys to raise! Let's pray they don't do six years in prison, because you know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree." I mean, is the sun even out anymore? Shade, shade, shade!
Well, dare I say that that some of the folks at Oh No They Didn't! may have a bit too much time on their hands? That, or someone at the site has the tragic (or fabulously awesome–I can't decide) job of monitoring Jenelle Evans every move on social media and dissecting them in light of her arrest record and the upcoming Teen Mom 2trailer.
Of course, as the age-old saying goes, "You can't out-twitter a tw@t twit" (or something like that) and now Jenelle is firing back at In Touch for picking up the story that claims she's been drinking during her pregnancy. You'll be totally shocked to learn this is all going down–where else?–Twitter.
Last night was thriving on the cul-de-sac with the return of Sister Wives and, more importantly, Kody Brown's hair. Everyone is thrilled to be in their homes, and everything is as it should be. Kody can run from house to house–it's the best exercise routine ever! The wives are glad that the kids are in such close proximity, but the ladies are still as independent as ever…in other words, they still despise one another. Even with a commitment ceremony looming, the women's interactions are incredibly awkward.
Now that some of the older kids are preparing for college, the family believes that a discussion about a tuition budget should be at the forefront. Kody is anti-student loans. He doesn't want his kids to have any college debt, as if that's entirely feasible. Thanks for reminding me of my debilitating law school debt, Kodster! With Meri about to be an empty nester and Mariah wanting to go to a much pricier school, Kody thinks Meri should shoulder more of the financial obligation.
Robyn has Meri's back, but Kody isn't budging. They call in Mariah to share "their reality," and Christine informs the high school senior that her full time job should be trying to find scholarships. With seventeen kids, no one should get a full ride. A tearful Mariah (when is she not tearful?) explains that she wants to reconnect with her Mormon faith. Janelle wants Mariah to be able to go to the school of her choice. Kody doesn't seem to be onboard with this wife mutiny, and he reminds everyone that he's the common denominator with the children. He's such a prize.
It appears that someone is still in the feeling the holiday spirit because Kanye West just gave us the best Christmas present ever. And I mean EVER! The tiny rapper has vowed to stop talking smack about everyone and everything for a while. He's promised us six months of Yeezus-free commentary. Thank you, sir.
Perhaps Kris Jenner has gotten her wish? You know she's behind this latest ploy. I should mention that 'Ye's latest declaration took place during a twenty-seven minute rant during his last Yeezus concert. Seriously, who goes to these things? It's not like he's going to perform!
Yolanda Foster's former husband Mohamed Hadid couldn't bear the thought of Lisa's remaining swan feeling lonely in its pond, so he bought it another companion. Lisa was clearly thrilled, but no one was more excited than Giggy!
It was a very crazy Christmas for the ladies of Mob Wives. While I realize they filmed long ago, it's fun to bring their antics into present day. Santa probably didn't leave what he planned for Renee Graziano thanks to her behavior last night. Come to think of it, most of the girls deserved big lumps of coal!
After Natalie Guercio called out Renee's VH1 hire-a-date delicious, all hell broke loose, giving us a story line for last night's episode. We begin with Renee and son AJ dining with his new (?) girlfriend and Michael, Renee's latest love interest. Michael is late. Renee forgives his indiscretions and orders several bottles of wine. Xanax is her issue, so wine is fine. Is that how recovery works?
Michael tries to impress Renee's son with his rapper connections, but AJ isn't biting. When Michael reveals that he has somewhere else to be after this dinner, things go down hill. Renee blames Natalie for introducing Michael to her craziness with Natalie's "delicious smelling" comment. AJ tries to be the voice of reason, but we know it's all for naught. Michael exits (did they even have apps?), and Renee questions the relationship.
Well, this is certainly a Festivus for the rest of us! Perhaps some people may even call it a Christmas miracle. I don't know who those people are, but if you encounter one of them, I would avoid them at all costs.
Apparently Amina Buddafly, one-third of the most awkward and dramatic love triangle in the history of Love & Hip Hop, is preggers. This should make for good television, right?
You know, there are problems, and then there are serious, earth-shattering problems. Guess which category this gossip falls into, will you?
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump didn't have the merriest of Christmases after one of her petssome yard art a portion of her living Twelve Days of Christmas display went missing. Just kidding, it was totally a pet…maybe?