The hotness that is Brody Jenner (I'm sorry, I can't help it!) has been on a surfing vacation in Indonesia for the past few weeks. Unfortunately for Brody, the waves haven't been too kind to him as he's been hanging ten. Fortunately for me, Brody has been posting pictures of his injuries (and his lovely body) on Instagram so his followers can keep up with what he's doing.
According to Brody, he's been in a constant battle with a coral reef, and the reef seems to be winning. He scratched up his back pretty badly when he first got to Indonesia, and then he had another mishap a few days ago. Saturday Brody posted the above picture, sharing, "After this wave I realized it was not the best idea to pull in to the barrel at onshore Bankvaults on the first wave of the set. After this wave I took 3 monsters to the head on dry reef and tore apart the same shoulder I injured on the first day of the trip.. On my way home, grateful it was not worse…"
Ouch! Very glad it wasn't more serious. When he wasn't getting pummeled by reefs, Brody enjoyed a nice long vacay in Indonesia. Check out the pictures after the jump!
Not only is Kim Zolciak the queen of all things wigs and married men, the Don't Be Tardy star also laughs in the face of the Surgeon General's warning wants to add author to her resume. Of course she does…she is, after all, a product of Bravo!
Like many Housewives before her, Kim is wading into the book-writing pool. Having already come up with her own line of faux hair and given the fact she's bottled her signature bubbly beverage, it was the most logical next step, right?
Bless the tiny rapper's tiny heart. You'd have thought that baby Northwould have given his heart a Grinch-esque grow, but that may not be the case given Kanye West's latest rant.
In case you were wondering, Mr. West enjoys getting drunk, dropping the f-bomb, and yelling at the top of his lungs about all the things he doesn't care about in the least. Now if that's not an e-harmony profile I'd click on, I don't know what is!
In her Bravo blog, Caroline addresses the multiple family bonding, therapy sessions, and misguided team-building exercises. It was so much more believable when these folks weren't getting along? How much more passive aggressiveness between Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice can the viewing audience take? Give us (and the poor therapy horse!) a break, Bravo!
The Manzo matriarch begins by stating the obvious, writing, "The past two episodes of RHONJ were pretty intense, wouldn't you agree? As promised, the viewing audience witnessed a few very real and emotional moments from cast members that you would least expect, my husband Albert being one of them. I'm not gonna lie, that knocked me for a loop, I wasn't expecting that at all."
Alexis Bellino…she'd be one of my favorites on Real Housewives of Orange County if she just wasn't so wishy-washy. While she's inadvertently hilarious with her one-liners and her sometimes holier than thou attitude, I feel like Alexis is finally learning the ropes. Latch onto the Alpha…and do it better than Gretchen Rossi did! We all know that Alexis has forged a deep friendship (at least in her naive and misguided mind) with Vicki Gunvalson, and she's convinced it's the real deal. Did she not watch the seasons before she started on RHOC? I do feel that Alexis tries her best to be genuine, and I hope for her sake that she is able to stay on Vicki's good side!
Of course, as she learns how to play the Bravo game, Alexis is also learning how to keep the media buzzing. Will she or won't she? Alexis is staying mum about whether she'll be returning for another season of RHOC. This all sounds strangely reminiscent, doesn't it?
If you're not watching Tamra's OC Wedding (and chances are, you're not), you still can't get away from it! Tamra Barney, the self-proclaimed "hottest housewife," is banking on that determination while sharing more about her wedding planning insanity…namely why frenemies Gretchen Rossi and Alexis Bellino made an appearance at her big day. Duh! Paycheck by Bravo!
Speaking to the Wet Paint, Tamra shares why she chose Heather Dubrow and Vicki Gunvalson as bridesmaids, saying, "Heather and I are really close. We have been from the minute we met each other. Vicki and I go up and down, but we always seem to make up. I couldn’t imagine her not being up there with me."
It's like Gone With the Wind Weave! The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta seem to have the same money-making plans in mind…perhaps they are taking a page from the playbook of former co-star "Close your legs to married men, WIG!" Kim Zolciak!
Not only has Porsha Stewart announced a new faux hair line called "Naked," now everyone's favorite one-upper has jumped into the hair-product-world-launching-gig (it's a real thing!) as well. You know that Kenya Moore is all about stealing some thunder–and some spotlight! Team Twirl, y'all!
It's funny how one franchise can appeal to you so much more than another. I definitely prefer Love & Hip Hop Atlanta to its original counterpart (who doesn't?), and there are Housewives series I watch far more religiously than others. Oddly enough, I can't figure out which Basketball Wives franchise I prefer…is that saying something?
I do know that I enjoy Draya Michele's antics on BBWLA, and with her kooky cast mates, she usually comes off as the most stable. She certainly has a past, but I'd like to think she's grown up and learned from her mistakes. Who knows though? After all, she is starring in a drama-fueled, anger laden reality show…so the joke could be on me!