Holy majoley. Nothing about the Kardashian/Jenner krowd shocks me anymore. With Kris Jenner's talk show hitting special markets this week for a test run, you had to know she would do something ridiculous in a lame ratings boost. Of course, I'm not the only one who thinks that Kris is hella annoying. Robert Kardashian's ex-wife has filed counterclaims in the lawsuit waged against her by the Kardashians, and things are bound to get ugly.
Page Six shares that Kris is already using her granddaughter North as a ploy to get attention. The pimp momager, whose show talk show debuted yesterday, teased about a special guest star when she posted a photo on Twitter and Facebook of herself cradling a baby. The caption? "You never know who will stop by our show today! #WatchKris" You know Kanye West was not informed of this madness!
The show, which premiered on Fox affiliates in Los Angeles, New York, Minneapolis, Charlotte, Phoenix, and Dallas, did not feature any famous newborns with directional names. Kris told the bummed audience, "I couldn't do that to Kim. That would be kidnapping," adding that Kim would share Nori "on her own time." However, Kris did showcase a baby…that belonged to her stylist Monica. Low, Kris. Low.
It's never a dull moment with the girls of Princesses: Long Island. Last night there was more girl drama and PDA to go around, but thankfully the ladies refrained from drink throwing and ugly cry mode. They're really maturing, aren't they?
Joey Lauren, Amanda Bertoncini, andErica Gimbeldecide to go on a run, and I think it's time for Erica to invest in a sports bra. I'm also super curious as to what Amanda is wearing on her bottom half. The girls dish about Chanel Omari's bizarre behavior at Amanda's Drink Hanky party, and Joey questions Ashlee White's snobbery. She gets teary when she hears that Ashlee tried to get Erica and Amanda not to like her. While Amanda likes Ashlee, she knows her friend looks down on Joey for not coming from money. Erica and Amanda give Joey tips on how to compose a mature text to Ashlee to resolve their differences.
Meanwhile, Chanel is channeling her inner SJP circa Square Pegs and meeting with her rabbi in some very Mo Rocco shades. She needs his guidance after her breakdown at the white party. He basically tells her to suck it up and show restraint in the face of drink throwing asshats, although he's much more eloquent. When she expresses her fears over never marrying, he urges her to use Jewish history as inspiration to know that nothing is impossible. I may need to schedule a session with Rabbi Cohen.
One, do you think that any of the cast members from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta should get the boot from the show? No? Me neither. However, apparently we will be bidding farewell to two of our favorite dramatic reality stars.
The big question–are they two that you could live without on this crazy phenomenon? And how did this come to be? Would you be shocked to find out that the pair allegedly got fired on the spot while filming this season's reunion show last week?
Isn't there a saying about glass houses and throwing stones? I'd like to modify it just a tad. Those who get wasted and curl up in suitcases shouldn't toss fake Birkins at those who get drunk and practically naked in public. We're all just trying to get by, right?
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Granted, the photo itself is fine–it's a flattering, self-promoting bikini pic which is all the rage with celebs and young people (of which, I am neither). It's her comment that is utterly ridiculous. Calling out anonymous haters who have apparently accused the pint sized reality star of being fat, GG hashtags everything under the sun, from blubber to farts. Yes. Farts. Check out her comment after the jump, and please, please, please sound off with your own in the comments section!
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There are some reality stars that sit back and let things happen, and then there are the ones who are constantly part of the hustle. I have a lot of respect for those who are working hard to promote themselves and not just leaking salacious stories to the tabloids for attention (cough, cough, a certain Teen Mom).
While I don't necessarily want to be biffles with Tamar Braxton (I'll be honest, she scares me a bit–I'm intimidated), the star of Tamar and Vince and Braxton Family Values is on top of things. She gets done what needs to be done, and she enjoys the fruits of her labor along the way. There is a lot to be said for that!