We all know you don't have to be an actual wife to be one of the Real Housewives of Miami (or Real Housewives of Anywhere, for that matter!), but we're quickly learning that you aren't even technically married unless your wedding takes place in front of a Bravo camera crew.
TGIF, y'all! It's time for some Real Housewivves of Atlanta news before the weekend commences. You know that Cynthia Bailey? She's a doll. No seriously (just keep reading)! Kandi Burruss chats about her upcoming vows with RHOA producer Todd Tucker, and we've got the latest name that's been thrown in the hat for next season's newbie!
According to NASDAQ (yeah, we read more than just 'loids around here!), the One World Doll Project has partnered with Cynthia to create her mini-me. That's right. She's going to be a collectors' item.
The recent rumors suggest that Joe got caught with the nanny. How cliche! No one will be surprised to hear that Caroline Manzo is offering up her thoughts on the situation. It would be more surprising if she just remained mum!
I'll be the first to admit that I give Kanye West a hard time…and it's often undeserved. It started with his horrific interruption when Taylor Swift was winning her MTV Award, and it continued on through unbecoming behavior in the media. Let's be honest…his crystal mask didn't help my opinion of him either.
That said, I've found the tiny rapper to be quite entertaining in his relationship with Kim Kardashian and how he interacts with her famous family. He dresses her to amuse us, he wants her to be more private (seriously, huge props for that one, Yeezy!), and he totally undermines Kris Jenner's baby peddling ways at every turn. It's pretty awesome. That said, I think he'll be a pretty swell dad. Dare I say that I think having a daughter will mature him beyond words. Kanye, don't disappoint!
That sucker is getting leveled, y'all! Well, maybe…if the preservationists don't keep the case going in our legal system. The house was recently purchased by the reality couple who wanted to tear down the dilapidated structure and build their dream home. At that point, the Miami Design Preservation League found a cause and have been blocking the Hochsteins' plans.
Just when I think Abby Lee Miller can't sink to a new low in favoritism and self-importance, I'm treated to a new episode of Dance Moms. Last night's show was insane!
Abby is on Cloud Nine after beating Cathy and her Candy Apples, but Kelly and Christi are still not speaking. Before the pyramid begins, Asia and Kristie 2.0 return. Asia finds herself at the bottom for missing last week due to a television gig. Nia is next for lagging just a tad behind in the group number. Kendall is called out for a lacking rehearsal, and Paige rounds out the bottom tier even though she garners Abby's praise.
MacKenzie finds herself in fourth place followed by Chloe and Maddie. Abby cannot say enough about the girls' flawless duet. Brooke takes the top spot–has that ever happened?–for dancing up with the senior troupe. The group number is entitled "Living with the Ribbon." Abby wants it to be a tribute number to all of the people who have been affected by cancer, and Melissa immediately gets choked up because she lost her mother to the disease.