It's been pretty quiet on the Heidi Montag/Spencer Prattfront lately. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining! Reality's most hated couple has been engaging in their inappropriate and selfish behavior across the pond, and I have to give Britain a slow clap for keeping them over there as long as it has.
If Speidi gets their (it's?) way, the disastrous duo will have a gig all of their own soon…no more slumming it on "celebrity" reality competitions. It kind of makes you feel sorry for the United Kingdom, doesn't it?
Is anyone else out there totally over the Adrienne Maloof/Brandi Glanville drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I don't even mind Brandi so much, and I definitely don't think that she should have aired Adrienne's dirty laundry, but I also have to wonder…who goes to such great lengths to keep that a secret? I'm just baffled.
I'm also tired of Kyle Richards trying to win back fans (ain't happen' Splits!) by playing nice. She's going to get a rash if she refrains from pot stirring for any length of time. That said, I applaud her efforts to play nice and straddle the fence (those splits come in handy!), but I don't buy any of her behavior as being sincere.
We'll start with the most disingenuous of this week's Bravo blogs, and we'll end with a candid and sincere interview with Kim Richards about her sobriety. Let's get started, shall we?
Did any of you check out the Neenster withEllen DeGeneresyesterday? Girlfriend is all over the place these days! That's right, the one-lining, sitcom/reality star/"Close your legs to married men, WIG!"NeNe Leakeswas on Ellen to talk about her shows The New Normal and Real Housewives of Atlanta…and of course her recent engagement to ex-husband Gregg Leakes.
While she was there, the former stripper got a little taste of her own medicine as an engagement present from Ellen. Wow, NeNe has certainly be surrounded by the exotic dancers this week, hasn't she? Wasn't she just hosting the opening of West Hollywood's Cake Factory Strip Club?
The Kardashian gossip is just so juicy today, I am not sure which story with which to lead. Do I start with the Kris Jenner abuse allegations that are penned in her ex-husband Robert Kardashian's journal? Should I lead with a certain new VH1 star's claims that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were hooking up back during her Reggie Bush relationship? So. Much. Pressure.
Eh, we'll go with the second rumor first and save the juiciest for last. Y'all aren't shocked to hear that Kim was cheating on Reggie, are you?
It's what happens when reality worlds collide…secrets are spilled. This is especially true when one of the reality stars is trying desperately to promote his first season of appearing on Love & Hip Hop. Consequence, who calls himself "arguably the best ghostwriter of all times," (and he truly is–I now know from that statement where Kanye got his line from his drunken MTV Award tirade! Brilliant!) is spilling some deets on Kimye from years past, and he shares why there is no love lost between himself and his former friend, the tiny rapper.
Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to party like a rockstar polygamist? Well, now you can! Sister Wives' star and ridiculously coifed patriarch Kody Brown just celebrated his birthday with the help of his four wives, Meri, Janelle, Robyn, and Christine. Oh, and fourteen of pair's quintets' seventeen kids were there too.
Due to their conservative religious lifestyle (you know, the one that affords them four giant houses and Kody's midlife crisis convertible), the party was just a time to be at home with the family, showering dear old dad with gifts and goodies. They stayed far from the Vegas strip…and the strip breathed a collective sigh of relief.
Last week was huge forNeNe Leakes. It's no wonder she's been slack on writing her Bravo blog…she's been rubbing elbows with major movie stars and acting on an award-winning sitcom. I mean, seriously, let's all go back to season one when NeNe was drunk and singing in that limo. Did you ever think she would become this much of a legitimate and hard-working success? WIG! Her most recent blog post is definitely assalicious, as she weighs in on the Donkey Booty battle betweenPhaedra ParksandKenya Moore.
Kenya is also making a name for herself, as most housewives do, by recording a new song. I'm sure you watched it in all of it's glory onWatch What Happens Live, but if not, please, immediately click here. It's oh so worth it. She discusses her debut in a recent interview, and she chats about watching herself on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Bless her sweet little heart…and then grab Real Houswives of New York'sAviva Dreschera muzzle. Sometimes I cannot believe the things that come out of this woman's mouth. After President Obama was sworn in for his second term, Aviva had some suggestions for our nation's leader…and his wife.
Aviva, an Obama supporter, is comparing slavery to those jailed for selling drugs. Yes, that's right. She thinks those who have been arrested for possession of any illegal substance are being treated like slaves. I can't imagine a more skewed or inaccurate comparison. Has she read anything at all about American history? It's like comparing the family tree of Alex Haley to that of Lindsay Lohan, and I think it's shameful. Also, she wants Michelle Obama to grow out her bangs. Who is this woman?
Did you really think things were going to be hunky dory betweenJoanna Krupaand Adriana de Moura after that insane Real Housewives of Miami reunion? The women first battled things out at that infamous lingerie party, then in the blogs, then in the tabloids, and once again in a two part reunion special with Andy Cohen. They must be exhausted!
It's no surprise that the ladies aren't going to be besties on the next season of RHOM. In fact, Joanna doesn't think that the two can ever repair what little relationship they had (I'm hesitant to call it a friendship!) no matter what occurs in season three.