Last night’s Mob Wives Chicago solidified my theory of VH1 shows. From here on out, we’ll have a violent show, then a lovey-dovey episode, then more hair-pulling smack downs. Such is life, right y’all?
Renee Fecarotta Russo is meeting Nora Schweihs and her friend Julie for lunch. Renee isn’t chomping at the bit to hang with Nora, but she’s willing to put on a happy face since Julie is in town. Nora is clearly still miffed about Renee flaking out early at her father’s memorial luncheon. Nora goes into a diatribe about what a loyal friend Julie has been to her. Renee wishes that Nora would stop being so passive aggressive and calls Nora a “moron.” Nora reveals that she’s angry at Renee for being late to brunch, and Renee comes at her with guns blazing. Renee loves to rock a fedora, doesn’t she? She can’t believe that Nora is keeping a tally on who was there for what. The conversation–and the lunch–is donezo.
What don’t those Kardashians do? They famewhore, they have babies, they say their vows for millions of dollars. Thankfully today’s Kardashian story is actually about their half-sisters, the Jenners.
I really, truly do like to think that Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jennerare placed in this reality world due to default because of the woman who birthed them. I honestly think both of these girls have great heads on their shoulders, despite being raised in the spotlight. If nothing else their upbringing has taught them two things–how to be business savvy and how to avoid the pitfalls of their older sisters. Why am I writing this diatribe? Simple really…because Kendall and Kylie are writing too! In fact, the teen sisters are penning a sci-fi fantasy novel!
So apparently the trip to Las Vegas so Brandi Glanville could show off her pole skills wasn’t all fun and stripper games for the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! I’m shocked given this laid back group of ladies who try their best to remain drama-free. As we recently reported, most of the ladies accompanied Brandi to Vegas so she could learn more about a bachelorette party hosting gig. However, it seems the trip wasn’t all giggles and pillow fights and dollar bill-laced g-strings. A source dishes to RadarOnline.com about what really went down on the trip to Sin City.
The insider reveals, “The ladies were bickering and going at each other’s throats from the moment they left Los Angeles and didn’t stop until their private jet brought them back home. Brandi appeared to be under the influence of alcohol the entire time and was acting pretty outrageously. There is a lot of bad blood right now among everyone, and it all came out during the trip. Brandi has gone after Adrienne [Maloof] with a vengeance this season because Brandi is now really chummy with Lisa [Vanderpump], and Adrienne and Lisa just don’t get along.” But they still love cooking whole chickens together, right?
Amber Portwood just can’t catch a break. Not only is the Teen Mom star serving time in prison, she’s about to undergo an examination of her “medical, psychological, mental, and emotional health” which could last several weeks. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that during that time, Amber will not be allowed to have any visitors…and that includes four-year-old daughter Leah.
Douglas S. Garrison, the Chief Communications Officer of the Indiana Department of Corrections, tells the site, “During this diagnostic process time, Amber is not allowed any visitors, including her baby daughter. However, she is allowed to make out-going phone calls.”
The creators of Pawn Stars and American Restoration have been shooting a series that follows several Las Vegas housewives, but don’t expect a Bravo-esque housewives show.
The show Vegas Moms has been filming for quite a while in Las Vegas, and it stars Amanda Kouretas, April Swartz (Mrs. Nevada 2009), Francine Sanchez (Mrs. Las Vegas 2011), Shannon Love, Carey Kennedy, and Mickey Norton. Las Vegas Weekly reports, “It is ultra sexy and fun. But they are still moms and homemakers. Yes, there’s crazy stuff and there’s drama, and they live amazing lives. The six of them have a long history together as friends, and their kids all play and know each other.”
She tells Life & Style, “We’d love for it to happen. I know Jacques would be a great father.”
When LuAnn was told by her doctor that her changes of having a baby are less than five percent, the forty-seven-year old tried to up her odds. “After seeing my doctor, I started going to a fertility center in New York City that specializes in acupuncture, Chinese medicine and massage,” LuAnn explains. “Apparently, acupuncture increases your chances by like 50 percent.”
Pick your chin up off the floor, y’all–Real Housewives of Beverly Hills‘ Brandi Glanville is workin’ a pole! Don’t look too shocked…she’s not getting naked or anything. The cast apparently just went on a mini-vacay to Vegas, cameras in tow, of course, to scope out a potential new gig for Ms. Glanville. She’s going to be hosting bachelorette parties in Sin City! Pole dancing all around!
A source tells RadarOnline.com that Brandi is natural, saying, “Eddie [Cibrian] bought Brandi a pole before they split up and she absolutely loves it! She’s amazing on it and has quite a skill set! She’s really excited about the new gig and it’s going to be a lot of fun!” Wow! That source is very animated! Wouldn’t you say?!?!
Skinnygirl and Bethenny Ever After star Bethenny Frankel once again finds herself involved in a lawsuit over her multi (multi, multi!) million dollar baby. Although she sold her Skinnygirl Cocktail line to Jim Beam for a few bucks, Starcasm.com reports that she was recently deposed in a class action suit regarding the brand. The suit alleges that the drinks are made with rotgut tequila instead of the 100% blue agave tequila that the label boasts. Okay, sure.