The uninhibited Miss Jayne attends cocktails sans undies, and accidentally gives everyone a peek of her vajaynejay. No one takes more peeks than Dorit Kemsley‘s husband PK (henceforth known as Peek-K). This does not sit well Dorit who is aghast at Erika’s lack of manners. Lisa Vanderpump, meanwhile, merely cackles.
It’s a cold day in L.A. before I take Scheana Marie‘s side about anything, but thanks to last night’s Vanderpump Rules that icy apocalypse has arrived.
Does anyone even understand what happened last night? It was essentially 30-year-old women playing drunken telephone as if bringing a stupid bridal party game to real life. Somehow, Stassi Schroeder took a situation that she was not a part of in any way, and through heresy, put her own special Stassi spin on it until it dildo-in-acid exploded on Scheana, soaking her in the bile of bad friendships and her own bad karma.
Apparently embarrassing her brood of six is a very regular occurrence and a touching family tradition among the Zolciak-Biermann Brood. “Every day,” the Don’t Be Tardy star laughed, “I honk my horn at their school. I’m cranking Adele.”
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, no one was feeling the love – well, except for Porsha Williams! She got all the love everyone else lost. Does that make up for Kordell locking her out of the house, then throwing away the key?
To prepare for the reality that she finally found a boyfriend who actually wants to be with her, and sensing the possibility that she could really, truly have kids some day, Porsha dresses up in all her fancy clothes to babysit Phaedra Parks‘ sons. After the stress of the bomb threat, Phaedra deserves a night out. Personally, letting Porsha babysit sounds like the blind leading the blind. Ayden and Dylan are actually way smarter than Porsha and ran amok over her.
GG is currently in NYC performing in an off-Broadway play. Her boyfriend Shalom flew in to surprise her with a Times Square proposal this weekend. Shalom rented a billboard to pop the question – accompanied by a massive diamond of course!
“I work out for a number of reasons. First and foremost, my mental state. Working out always elevates my mood and reduces my anxiety,” Kyle begins. “Secondly, for my health and last but not least to look the best I can.” Aka – less kaftans; more bandage dresses! “Obviously after eating cheeseburgers and fries the night before with Lisa V. and Dorit, I’m not making it easy on myself,” she jokes. (In & Out is worth it! SO worth it!)