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Teresa Giudice, Ashley Darby & Brandi Glanville Perform The Vagina Monologues

When Real Housewives collide there’s usually trouble, but when Teresa Giudice got together with Brandi Glanville and Ashley Darby for a performance of The Vagina Monologues they all had a wonderful time! Teresa and Brandi getting along is a sign the apocalypse is coming, right?

“That picture says it all. #laughs #goodtimes #girlsjustwanttohavefun #ohio @brandiglanville & @ashleyboalchdarby #aftershow #didmyownmakeup @robinsclosetboutique,” the Real Housewives Of New Jersey mom captioned the above photo. “This is how we spent most of our time. I love these gals. #girlsgirls,” Ashley added.

Jen Howell Gets drunk

Last night, Below Deck was plagued by more crew issues as one man fell asleep, another fell ill, a stewardess fell into the clutches of Jesus, and a fourth fell into a toilet while wasted. Good times!

Well, where on the yacht is Chris Brown, y’all?! Captain Lee Rosbach sure wants to know! While his fellow-deck hands are busting butt to prepare for charter, Chris Brown is passed out in his bunk after a night of partying too hard. I was hoping we’d see a Captain Lee explosion when he discovered Chris Brown put booze before valor, but unfortunately the first mate fell ill the day before the charter and that superseded any Chris Brown drama. For now.

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Last night’s Real Housewives Of Orange County was like a community theater acting troupe doing a play about Real Housewives. The costumes were bad, the over-acting was worse, and no one was winning any Emmys, but damn if Tamra Judge wasn’t trying her hardest!

Can we just stop doing this whole Tamra and Vicki Gunvalson will be friends again thing? RHOC is trying so desperately to insist they both care, with all the fake tears and carrying on and hullabaloo over two women so emotionally divorced from each other they can’t even get angry convincingly. David Beador Lydia McLaughlin crawling on the stairs begging Shannon Beador to just. stop? Yep, that is my reaction to yet another episode of will they? Or won’t they? Can Tamicki ever be put back together again?

Danielle Staub

Boy some things have changed on Real Housewives Of New Jersey! Once upon a time, Danielle Staub was Teresa Giudice‘s mortal enemy, and Teresa was BFF with Jacqueline Laurita. Now, Jacqueline is completely out of the picture, and the woman Teresa once labeled a “prostitution whore” has become her bestie.

“Everything aligned perfectly,” Danielle gushed of her decision to return to RHONJ after a lengthy absence. Danielle’s decision was impacted after she bonded with Teresa over yoga and realized there would be no more table flips or country club shake downs. I am sure it did not hurt that Teresa and Danielle were also able to bond over running Jacqueline off.

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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, past and present, have invaded NYC over the last week to attend New York Fashion Week.

Lisa Rinna was there with model daughters Delilah and Amelia, both of whom walked in various runway shows. Camille Grammer, who I believe is finally returning as a full-time Housewife next season, was also there to promote her daughter Mason‘s runway appearance. Obviously, Yolanda Hadid, mother of Mastercleanse supermodels Gigi and Bella, flexed her new and improved health and brain functioning to promote her book and support her children.

Kelly & Vicki

Kelly Dodd never fails to crush an opportunity to rise to the top! Most of us were on her side when Meghan Edmonds claimed Kelly attacked her by accusing Jimmy Dad Jeans of cheating yet failed to mention that she initially accused Kelly of having a boyfriend, but then Kelly undid all her Brownie points by trotting out a rusty ol’Gretchen Christine, Queen Plastine, to further rumors that Eddie Judge is secretly gay.

And even worse, Kelly did all of this to try and sell the idea that Vicki Gunvalson isn’t responsible for the mean and erroneous things she says. Dang does it stab me in the heart to have to even loosely defend Tamra Judge on anything (but I’m doing this for Eddie you guys! It’s like my version of bathroom porn, or something).

Josh Flagg and Bobby Boyd honeymoon

Josh Flagg married Bobby Boyd last weekend in an event populated by Bravolebrities. The Million Dollar Listing LA star tied the knot at the Beverly Hills Hotel, then headed to Bora Bora for a honeymoon.

Sonja Morgan was in attendance, along with Josh’s MDLLA co-stars David Parnes and James Harris. No Josh Altman though! Also representing The Agency was Mauricio Umansky who attended with his wife Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards.

Yolanda Hadid Lyme Memoir

Yolanda Hadid‘s brain functioning was certainly at 100% while she was compiling a list of grudges against those who spurned her while she was battling Chronic Lyme Disease. Topping that list is, of course, ex-husband David Foster, who grew sick and tired of her sickness, and also some of Yo’s ex Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills co-stars!

Yolanda’s recently released memoir, Believe Me: My Battle with the Invisible Disability of Lyme DiseaseYolanda Hadid Is Finding Love Again, Calls Out Kyle Richards For Ignoring Her Crisis, And Would’ve Stuck By David If He Were Ill!, leaves no gory detail untouched as she chronicles her Lyme journey and her life before, during, and after crippling chronic illness. Of all the side-effects, losing her marriage was the hardest. She describes her split from David as “heartbreaking,” but concedes, “so is life.”