Lest you believe Joseline Hernandez‘s new music video “Church” is an ode to being fixed by Jesus (or Jesus at all), it’s actually a lyrically gifted treatise (*sarcasm) about she herself being the church, the steeple, and everything in between. Apparently her dance moves and booty are so mesmerizing they inspire religious devotion, or something.
The Love & Hip Hop Atlanta star personifies divine greatness by telling “daddy” she must go to work – work being a metaphor for what Joseline (and her ass) will give a man. All preached while rolling around the rocky beaches in a bikini, praising the Lord for her own fabulosity.
This time Kim and Kroy’s brood was even bigger when they included their new rescue dog Sinn. Chef Tracey apparently saved Sinn and seven other puppies from the same litter. This is the first time Kim hasn’t had an itty-bitty dog, but she seems to be enjoying her new addition a lot. Sinn definitely takes after his mama in the attention-seeking department!
Luann de Lesseps just wants everyone to be cool, like the Countess – which is definitely not going to happen on this season of Real Housewives of New York. Despite all the impending calamities, which have already started to unfurl amid our tempestuous ladies, Luann is excited to focus on new drama and let go of the old!
“We’re back stronger than ever!” gushes Luann after the season 8 premiere. Since we last saw her Luann’s son Noelle went off to college, and Luann decided to move apartments. In the process she’s residing in her fabulous Hamptons home, but what’s a city girl to do when her city abode is no occupado? Why shack up with Sonja “Sexy J” Morgan, of course! (BYOB: Bring Your Own Boys)
Tiffany Hendra, one of the stars of Real Housewives Of Dallas, once lived in LA as a model and actress. She’s since returned to her Texas roots with her Australian rocker husband, but she is now facing allegations of a secret past as an adult film actress!
Confronting the rumors head-on, Tiffany explains that no, she didn’t star in any pornos – she just went the Scheana Marie route by acting in a Skinemaxxx After Dark series. Tiffany openly admits to going topless for some “love scenes” in the network’s 2004 series Black Tie Nights, but insists she went no further – not on Cinemax, or anywhere else!
Confirming the news,Khloe Kardashian tweeted, “Hi my loves. I’ve enjoyed every second of shooting #KocktailswithKhloe. Your support each week has meant more to me than you could imagine, and I’ll continue to make time for our weekly chats.”
“There are SO many exciting things coming up for me that I can’t wait to share with you…,” Khloeadded. Khloe’s show will not even finish shooting its first season, although the remaining completed episodes will air.
Last night was the season premiere of Real Housewives Of New York. We met new Housewife Jules Wainstein. The original B of Bravo, Bethenny Frankel, also returned, and whew, was she some kinda mouthy! Bethenny apparently sees herself as the reverse fortune teller of RHONY; she won’t tell you your hopeful future, but with condescending judgement she will point out everything that’s wrong with you, your life, your past, and your overall way of being.
Bethenny is also the ‘Party Police’ this season – obviously replacing the woman she once loved to hate, Heather Thomson, who gathered her big-girl shaping panties and fled this Skinnygirl bar.
Things begin in Bethenny’s new apartment. Hurrah – she’s no longer homeless! The new place is nice, but in that blandly generic HGTV design show sort of way. Dorinda Medley visits to gawk over Bethenny’s Traum Safe, as if it’s something Dorinda couldn’t afford to install in her own pad. Bethenny and Dorinda have become close, but there is one major issue: Bethenny doesn’t approve of John. Like at all.
Kathryn Edwards is disappointed that the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillstrip to Dubai and her birthday were hijacked by drama being “rehashed” over and over again. Her advice to her co-stars: get over it, move on, and accept that there are two sides to every story, not one truth. Speaking her own truth, Kathryn doesn’t hesitate to call out Lisa Rinna‘s duplicitous motives nor Kyle Richards‘s refusal to own her feelings.
“It’s one of my favorite seasons despite the fact that I’m going to have to go into the witness-protection program,” Bethenny jokes. “I just say exactly how I feel, and I felt a lot of feelings and I was not afraid to express them.”
“It’s more raw and real than ever,” she adds “It’s always been real, but it’s not sensationalized. It’s so dynamic, and shocking, unbelievable things occur. There’s not a lot of foreplay. We get right to the wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”