“They tried to power play Bravo,” revealed a source. “They tried to hold out for more money.” Ramona, Sonja and Luann were trying to stonewall Bravo into paying them the same $1 million dollar salary Bethenny Farnkel earns. Bethenny doesn’t think they deserve it, and unfortunately neither does Bravo!
Here’s what I have to say about this season of Real Housewives Of Atlanta: I think I’m gonna like it here. This season things are progressing – storylines are moving. We are no longer subjected to the same tired fake feuds and the men are messier than the Housewives. Is that Bravo’s version of feminism?
Last night we met Kim Fields, and I am so happy she did not appear during Kenya Moore and Sheree Whitfield arguing over who is the most broke. Let’s be honest: it’s a tie! Like, I wouldn’t bet a half-finished glass of Franzia on the these two getting their houses finished in a timely manner. They oughtta both get some luxury RVs and plop them on their respective properties. Or pool their resources to construct a Chatfaux SheMoore Messor.
Kim has admitted that joining Real Housewives Of Atlanta was a culture shock, and with all the crazy unfolding this season she stepped in to steer these girls straight.
“I don’t know that I wanted to be the mother bear,” Kim laughs. “I think that I’ve always been a nurturing kind of person. I’ll be prepared with snacks and a towel if we’re going to the lake. I think it’s more just from that prepared kind of thing, or you know, voice of reason sometimes.”
Reportedly Kim was not paid for the guest appearances she filmed for Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills this season! According to sources, the only way producers would allow Kim to return was if she agreed to get paid in Monopoly Money. “Kim wasn’t paid a dime to return to RHOBH,” claims an insider.
Like most married adults who may have hit a rough patch Kail Lowry and Javi Marroquin are working on their marriage privately and focusing on what’s important. Or are they?
Based on some shade-laden tweets that seemed passively-aggressively aimed at each other, the Teen Mom 2 couple is yet again the subject of divorce speculation. (They exceeded my bet of 2 years, so I’m out!).
Kyle Richards is back y’all! Splits Richards and The Hair Flips Of Doom is promising an exciting new season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, filled with lots of intrigue and changes! One such change being the outdated decor of Kyle’s Bel Air mansion, which just got a $1.5 million dollar facelift at the hands of Faye Resnick. Was that wise?
Before we get to the assery of Brooks (and later Terry) we must first confront the assery of David. Did you know – he had an affair! During the last reunion Shannon Beador pretended her marriage was amazing and wonderful and more perfect than ever. Except, haha – 3 weeks prior she had learned David was cheating, then he left her, then he came home with his dick tail between his legs, and then he whisked her away on a 17-day romantic vacation. So she wasn’t lying! Sadly when the cameras started rolling again, “reality” set-in.
Really – honestly – I don’t care what’s happening with Shannon, her vagina, her affair, her husband, her colon, her rectum, because her voice is sounding more like my 90-year-old great aunt’s by the day and that’s scary.