Last night on I Dream Of NeNe, "bridemaid" drama continued between Marlo Hampton and Diana Gowins, except Diana got the memo loud and clear that she better shape up and get on Team Worship NeNe Leakes! The ladies also traveled to Cancun for NeNe's bachelorette party. Of course no one behaved accordingly.
Things started out fine. In the van from the airport everyone was joking around pretending to smoke twizzlers and then deep throat them. Marlo excelled in that arena. Once they arrived they discovered a soccer team was sharing their resort which was fine for some of the ladies, namely Dawn!
The jollies continued as the ladies participated in the nipslip olympics. First was some sort of pseudo surf waves which caused Jennifer Williams (I forgot how lovely she is) and Diana to lose precious small bits of bikini coverage over and over again. Thank you for blurry modesty bars. From the sidelines the other ladies cheered and snickered. Diana is really working overtime to prove she isn't the "president" but merely a humble servant. And she's fun too!
Did anyone think NeNe installed some sort of zapper in Diana and whenever she didn't follow the rules NeNe shocked her? She had a personality 180 this episode…
Apparently Rita Hayworth always took her hair dresser on vacation with her – and apparently Kenya Moore does too! That's just how the Gone With The Wind Fabulous among us roll.
Krayonce recently announced on instagram that she and Miss. Lawrence (of She By SheBrokeWeave Singeing fame) are on vacay in Mexico. I hope Kenya brought her fire extinguisher to prepare for any hair-related incidents! Or maybe she could #twirl a fire out.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star also flaunted her booty in some bikini pool shots! Photos of Kenya rocking her Mexican assets are below!
Last night's episode of Real Housewives of Miami was all about family matters – and twisty, curvy, convoluted family dynamics!
It turns out Romain Zago has more than a childhood shrouded in negligent parenting as neither of his parents could give a fig about attending his wedding to Joanna Krupa. Scared of Joanna? Even worse – Romain's brother, the supposed best man, is iffy about whether or not he'll attend. Maybe they can do Skype nuptials? Joanna feels that's what they get for waiting six years to set a date. Nevertheless it made her really appreciate her family (maybe she'll stop ball-busting Marta. I mean she's finally stopped ball-busting Romain!).
It also makes Joanna understand that she truly is the only family Romain has. Better get to reproducing – or she's probably saving that for next year's storyline (if they get renewed, that is)! To celebrate their love, Romain is surprising Joanna with a romantic evening. First he rips up the prenup they were planning to sign (love, Housewives style!) then he rents a yacht and has a puppy waiting on board. Joanna is in heaven. I'm just happy Joanna found someone willing to put up with her. Better Romain than Marta – or me!
So Kim Kardashian is engaged – again! Hopefully this time will stick. I have to admit I'm surprised that Kanye West proposed – not sure why, but I do wish the couple all the happiness in the world.
And I'm totally psyched about the reality show pimp-momma Kris Jenner is undoubtedly going to have them filming. Keeping Up With Kimye, anyone?!
Anyway, according to TMZ Kanye spent $35,000 to rent out the Giants stadium last night and propose to Kim. But $35k is nothing compared to how much he spent on the 15 carat diamond Kim is now sporting on her finger!
Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
Of course, Kathy "Wallpaper" Wakile, whose presence at the reunion was negligible and whose storyline this season focused on how she doesn't get any attention and no one appreciates her, is probably not returning for season 6. At least not as an official Housewife!