If you want to take a trip down a rambling rabbit hole of nonsensical hootenanny, than read Sonja Morgan‘s blog. Luckily I am here to do the dirty work for you. In the Tolstoyian length (for Bravo) diatribe about the Real Housewives Of New York trip to Atlantic City, her issues with alcohol and Heather Thomson, Sonja displaces blame, sheds light on how she promotes people, and raves about her fabulous lifestyle in Gstaad – where her smoky eye reigns supreme. Supreme disillusioned.
This is the delusional song that doesn’t end…
“Girls may want to have fun, but I guess Housewives just want to have drama,” Sonja begins. She goes on to “address” the situation that happened outside her home when she had two angry housewives and one shell-shocked Dorinda Medley hovering against the cold outside her vestibule while she explained to her interns the different uses for panties (rain water catchment if ever strange in the Alps with nothing but a smokey eye to keep you warm!).
Brandi dished on holding on to an extra-special pair of underwear. No it wasn’t the ones she wore after she got vaginal rejuvenation to feel seventeen again … it was the ones from her original 17-year-old crotch!
Heather Thomson was understandably upset about being banished to the street to await Lady Morgan as she leisurely prepared to leave for Atlantic City. Heather insists she wouldn’t have minded waiting, but she does mind the lack of courtesy they were shown. Apparently Lady Morgan’s manners went along with her money! Heather also has some words for Bethenny Frankel!
“I totally understand running late. I’m usually not the best at being on time, and there never seems to be enough hours for all the things I try to jam into my day. I get it,” the Real Housewives Of New York star acknowledges. “I don’t like to pick on people about things like this, either. We were all given a time to meet at Sonja’s–10am. She wasn’t ready, and Bethenny was going to be late, too.
“The kind and hospitable thing to do at this point would have been to invite your guests into your home to wait, not leave them standing in the cold rain for over an hour. What happened to common courtesy and manners?” wonders Heather.
It’s already been established that Kim Richards is in the world’s most vacation-like rehab center, but has she left already!? Kim was spotted with the sister she does like – the good sister – Kathy Hilton at daughter Brooke’s bridal shower, prompting rumors that Kim has already left the pricey treatment facility! Dr. Phil would not approve…
Kathy shared a photo of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star wearing a ridiculously short dress and posing with Brooke. Maybe Kim was able to score a 2-for-1 day voucher from rehab: attend court where she received her criminal charges, and then hit-up a classy bridal shower?!
“I always like to be true to myself and speak from my heart and I hope that you will feel me and that I don’t offend you. My exterior may come off tough to some but my heart is made of pure gold! I have overcome and conquered things that would have broken the average person,” NeNe begins.
And because of all of this, NeNe’s breakdown was genuine. “My breakdown didn’t just come out of no where like some would like for you to think!”
But Kenya got busted when it emerged that James actually got married last month… to another woman. His real life wife is Jaimi Gregory and she claims the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star was using her man as a publicity stunt even when James told her he wasn’t interested in playing along!
Holy stalker Batman! Kristen Doute is still talking about her failed relationship to Tom Sandoval and explaining for the three millionth time why Tom sucks and she’s glad they broke up. Meanwhile she has a nannycam installed inside his SUR cubby.
OK, in fairness to Kristen, Patti Stangerdid ask her about it while Kristen was a guest on her podcast. Patti, who fully believes Tom cheated on Ariana, asked Kristen what their relationship was like and if Tom changed since joining Vanderpump Rules.
Reported friend of the Housewives Katie Hamilton is also MIA, rumor has it Katie pulled out of filming mid-season when husband Josh Hamilton had a very public drug relapse and then abruptly filed for divorce!
You can see the photos and a trailer below, plus learn more about new Housewife Meghan!