Confusing times on Real Housewives Of Orange County!Brooks makes me suspicious, yet Meghan Edmonds makes me equally suspicious. Whose motive is weirder?! I love a mystery – Veronica Mars is my favorite show, but Meghan makes amateur private investigators everywhere look psycho.
Brooks Ayers is a professional liar, smooth as snake oil and slathering it on Vicki Gunvalson as the serum of youth. Meghan is a two-bit phony, but she has two luxuries: Time and Vendetta (and internet access). This will not end well.
Things begin with Meghan meeting Heather Dubrow and Shannon for dinner. Everyone gets along now because Shannon saw the light that Meghan is always right (AKA, get along well enough to talk ish about Vicki).
Brooks Ayers, the Housewife that never was (but oh, he might as well be!) continues to find himself the main focus as the ladies attempt to decipher: Does her or Doesn’t he? Have cancer, that is! Meghan King Edmonds has appointed herself the cancer crusader (can she get a superhero cape to go with that?) and is determined to fight for justice by exposing Brooks as lying about cancer. Or at the very least withholding the facts.
Caroline Manzo is hosting Lauren’s shower at Casa de Smothers because no Manzo ever, like ever, leaves that house. Seriously it is the black hole of adulthood. Their family motto is probably “We Fail To Launch Here!”
Eversince Lauren first got a salami-scented whiff of Vito wafting from across Albie’s dorm room, Caroline has been buying vintage tea cups on Etsy. For whatever reason they’re hot glue gunning tea cups to saucers and hanging them from chandeliers and floating them across the pool in parasols to create a tea party theme. 110 people are attending. Dina Manzo was invited, but is in California. Sadly, the grinning face of Greggy Bennett will not be appearing. Or so we’re led to believe…
Bethenny Frankel was a guest on The Steve Harvey Show yesterday and ironically she played Love Doctor. Dealing with the dramatic love lives of her Real Housewives Of New York co-stars obviously prepared her well! “I’ve learned more from my mistakes than from my successes,” explained the author of I Suck At Relationships So You Don’t Have To as she helped two couples deal with crisis.
Bethenny didn’t dish on any Housewives gossip, or discuss her own romantic involvements, but she did drop a few hints about how she feels about love, marriage, and men. “I’m really happy right now. Or at least I’m going to be happy forever,” she admitted. Which seemed to be a thinly veiled jab at splitting from Jason Hoppy. Bethenny is rumored to be dating CNBC financial expert Marcus Lemonis.
Below, some advice from Bethenny on how to handle stagnant and noncommittal men!
With Yolanda feeling much better she’ll be returning to RHOBH as a full-time Housewife. Yolanda is “getting ready to film with ALL of the ladies of RHOBH in the next two weeks,” reports an insider, who adds, “Yolanda is now firing on all cylinders again” although she “still suffers from Lyme disease.” Yolanda plans on putting her re-functioning brain to very good use!
Shannon Beador and her family, including recalcitrant hubby David, recently returned from a “last minute family vacation” to Hawaii. That’s how the wealthy among us practice their YOLO – by grabbing some first class tickets and hopping on a plane at the spur of the moment. Oh, I’m not jealous at all… 😉
Radio Andy launches September 14th, and will provide a platform for several pop culture-centered shows. Andy will host two solo shows, Andy Cohen Live and Deep & Shallow with Andy Cohen. (Basically they’re both extensions of WWHL with presumably less booze and less ridiculous games and pranks.)
Kim Zolciak thinks we’re all as obsessed with her appearance as she is! The mom of six is going overboard trying to showoff her weight loss and prove to haters that she’s still got it.
The Don’t Be Tardy star posted a series of videos and photos on instagram to flaunt her weight loss and insists she isn’t photoshopping her photos – she’s just naturally svelte. Kim does remember we’ve been watching her wig out on TV for years, right? Hopefully Dancing With The Stars will help Kim tone up even more so she can quit slimmerizing her selfies!