So this may be the least surprising thing you've ever read here at Reality Tea. A Kardashian (or Kardashian sycophant!) behaving badly.
Scott Disick was recently paid handsomely to get his lord on at a Houston club, but unfortunately the professional reality star wasn't very professional when it came to interacting with fans. Fans, who apparently have way too much money, paid $300 to party with Scott and were instead ignored as he neglected them to sulk in a private seating area.
“Scott and his entourage arrived at 12:15 a.m. and went directly to their section near the DJ booth on the lower level of the club,” the eyewitness told In Touch. “But when they got there and the clubgoers started taking pictures, Scott just looked away from the sea of people with their cameras flashing.”
Things begin with Heather Dubrow strolling into Tamra Barney's hovel, running her finger over a dusty faux finished surface and chirping "This is… nice!" Afterwards she took several showers in Lysol and asked her assistant to burn all the Chanel that sat on the Pier One Imports clearance chairs. 'It was horrible,' she bemoaned to her therapist later that week… 'The napkins… they were POLYESTER!'
Anyway, Heather is there to discuss the Terry issue. See Terry … well, he just sucks but Heather guesses she'll forgive him. Something about seeing Tamra's little house in a subdivision, filled with sub-par finishings, and a pantry that only one person can fit in at a time made Heather see the light. Yes, yes… Terry may be annoying and corny, but good lord she's not on her third marriage to a third wealthy imposter. Looking on the bright side!
Lease: "A contract granting use or occupation of property during a specified period in exchange for a specified rent." Thank you Dictionary.com!
See the Real Housewives of Orange County star seems to be having trouble with that one! If you recall on last week's episode she clearly stated that fiancée (former leasee) Slade Smiley "leased" her a Rolls Royce for her birthday. And the lucky girl – the payments are only a couple hundred more per month.
As details to continue to unfold about the couple's acrimonious divorce, Kordell is now accusing the Real Housewives of Atlanta star of having a sketchy financial past for which he is not responsible for helping her deal with!
If you recall in court papers Porsha requested "temporary financial relief" from Kordell and that he secure suitable living accommodations for her after he locked her out and played hide-a-key while her stuff was still inside. In light of all this, Porsha says she is being forced to live with her mom!
Kordell fought back saying Porsha was well aware of his plans to change the locks – and furthermore she is a "celebrity" with income all her own to get a place.
The mom of three tells the magazine that she works hard to maintain her figure which has definitely changed after she had children. Melissa also says she is constantly on a quest to increase her booty.
"I know there's a lot of women who try to minimize their backsides . . . but I actually want a bigger booty!"
I'm starting to feel really flattered here! It's clear the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey are reading Reality Tea. Awwww… thanks girls! And on that note, If you have any extra Fabellini lying around send it my way – Lord knows we promote enough of your antics to deserve it.
Yesterday we reported that Teresa Giudice sold her so-called low-key birthday party photos to Star Magazine. Our source told us Teresa has been working with a certain photographer to capture all the moments so they are tabloid ready.
Teresa got wind of our story and denied selling photographs of any kind to any sort of tabloids. We don't believe you Miss Juicy, but thanks for the shout-out!