Carole Radziwill is back in the USA after nearly being arrested by TSA for smuggling undeclared Clarins hand cream through security. The urn “which looked like a bomb” (from the Hindenburg era) bearing her late husband’s ashes – oh that was fine, thanks to Dorinda Medley‘s giant fur coat which happily ensconced the precious cargo. Things you learn from Housewives: always pack giant fur coats when attempting to smuggle goods through TSA.
Heather Thomson, ever the supportive friend to all, is happy to hear that not only was Carole’s trip a success in finding closure, but that Anthony’s return has finally completed the design scheme in Carole’s remodeled apartment. Hi honey, I’m home!
Recapping last week’s emotional Real Housewives Of New York episode, Sonja defends her right to have a good time (even if it results in a lost tooth), discounts rumors that she’s stuck in the past, and lectures Ramona Singer on lightening up!
Likening Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley‘s widowhood to her own painful divorce, Sonja sympathizes with their reactions to the loss of a poignant love. “Their trip to London is a wonderful example of girlfriends helping each other through a difficult experience. That’s what friends are for! If supporting a friend just so happens to take you to London, all the better!”
The Real Housewives Of Orange County are in Tahiti, which means Meghan Edmonds is dishing out lectures on how to behave all cultured and classy-ish while Tamra Judge is desperate to show off her new jugs with some topless swimming. When not in America be like the French! Thank goodness Governess Heather Dubrow was supervising this trip to keep these bitches in line. Heather is demanding a raise – she has diamond-studded Champs Doorbells to buy!
First things first, the group boards a ferry to get to their final destination: Moorea. Like any good horror movie it starts with the heroine getting the feeling that something is wrong…. Vicki Gunvalson‘s suspicions grew in proportion to Meghan’s hair soufflé, which expanded like a Chia Pet … getting pouffier and pouffier… meanwhile Vicki was feeling pukier and pukier – even her dry heaves sound like whoo hoos.
Shannon Beador is trying to off-load her toxin-free OC mansion. After initially listing it for $12.99 million she has dropped the price by $1.1 million!
The Real Housewives Of Orange County star has been trying to sell the 13,306-square-foot Crystal Cove home for years. Shannon and husband David completed construction on the home in 2012, but by 2013 listed it on the market for $15.99 million.
Rumor has it when RHOC came a’knockin’ they persuaded Shannon to take the house off the market because Heather Dubrow‘s storyline was already about moving and building a new home. Plus Shannon will be Heather’s new neighbor once the Dubrow’s Crystal Cove mansion is competed.
Uhhhh… is anyone surprised by reports that Kim Kardashian‘s book of selfies, aptly entitled Selfish is a flop?
Kim has been promoting the book heavily via interviews and social media where she has 41 million followers, but according to reps for the publishing house that’s not translating to sales for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star. Is it because reading Kim’s twitter feed is mind-numbing enough?
Is it that people don’t wan to buy the cow when they get the milk for free? Meaning, Kim has already pummeled us via instagram and twitter with nonstop selfies and most of the images from her book are regurgitated from her self-obsessed social media feed, so why pay good money for what’s already out there and readily available? Right?
Jeff Lewis is all kinds of fired up – and well, fired. The original “Truth Cannon” was fired from his gig as a creative director for “Living Spaces.” In what he is referring to as “#ChannaGate,” Jeff shared on twitter that he was fired from the company after he commented that other employees weren’t do their jobs.
Living Spaces sells furniture, home decor, and other home items. In a recent episode of Flipping Out, Jeff was doing a photoshoot for the company catalog, and got into a tiff with an employee named Channa, who was supposed to bring accessories and products (purchased by Jeff) for the staging of the photos but didn’t follow through.
While one former Housewife is downsizing, another is overtaking the OC with her spread of rare marble. Yes, it’s Jeana Keough vs. Heather Dubrow luxury mansion-off!
Jeana, one of the original Real Housewives Of Orange County stars, resided in the exclusive gated community of Coto de Caza, which once dominated the show. Jeana has faithfully remained Vicki Gunvalson‘s next door neighbor, but recently she revealed that she’s renting out the mansion that was once so prominently a part of RHOC! “I’ve decided to lease the house and see where this new adventure takes me!” the excited former reality star gushes.
“I’ve learned to let go. I’m definitely a control freak, but this year I’ve gotten much better with not needing to be in control of every situation,” explains Heather. “I got to a place where I realized, you can’t do everything perfectly – you have to let go a little bit. I’m much more ‘me’ on the show this year because I feel much more relaxed.”