In the first challenge the teams create a photobomb campaign of King’s Hawaiian bread in NYC. Geraldo Rivera is momentarily silent, still trapped in the hyper-alert mindset of Vivica and Kenya Moore‘s war. He compares working with those two to being in Afghanistan. I’ve never been to Afghanistan but after the many-years reign of terror Krayonce has inflicted upon me, I can attest to needing therapy. Naturally Kenya announces herself project manager.
On the other team Johnny Damon rises to the occasion. Which, thanks to Brandi Glanville‘s dirty mind, also becomes their slogan. Hey – someone had to stop Ian Ziering from composing a 45-minute sermon of 1984’s best marketing catchphrases. He has watched a few episodes of Mad Men, which makes him an expert.
Jax Taylor, the world’s biggest traitor, is hanging out poolside, grabbing cocktails with Kristen, who is reveling in her splendiforous outing of Tom Sandoval‘s cheating after she trotted Miami Girl, her used lip-plants, and Lee Press-On nails (Google the 80s for that ish!) up to the bar to confront Tom about the size of his peni (too small to warrant an “s”) and what exactly he was doing with it – not Kristen much to her dismay.
Since Kristen is happy and Tom 1 is sabotaged, she is kissing James. Meanwhile Jax looks like someone put something in his vodka – was he roofied?! He’d probably like that. He’s there with Carmen. who despite being dumped over pizza is sticking around for more camera time! She accuses Jax of texting 5 other girls, which was a rhetorical question, right? To prove his innocence Kristen grabs his phone and, oh look! there’s a text from some girl in Vegas that Tom 2 cheated with.
Tom Sandoval cannot escape his past! Meaning, Kristen Doute will not get a clue and move on! On last week’s Vanderpump Rules the poster child for obsessed ex-girlfriend hired conspired with “Miami Girl” (who maintains Tom cheated with her in Miami) to show up at SUR and confront Tom 1 in front of Ariana Madix. Of course it didn’t exactly go as planned…
Kristen insists she just wanted Tom to be honest because he cheated on her and destroyed their relationship, so naturally she deserved the truth about his relationship to Ariana! “I wanted answers,” Kristen says, admitting that her quest for knowledge was irrational. To say the least…
“I know that I’m broken up with Tom, I know James and I are together, and I know that it’s probably none of my damn business, but I made it my business,” Kristen states. Probably none of her business? Let’s go with DEFINITELY none of her business. And let’s also go with STILL OBSESSING.
Donald Trump has already spoken out calling Kenya “evil,” but now the comb-over expert describes Kenya and Vivica as a “total disaster!”
“They truly hate each other. Actually, Kenya hates Vivica like you’ve never seen…probably hates Brandi more than she even hates Vivica,” Donald told E! News. “But the three women on the show are a total disaster, which I love.” Of course, Donald loves it – ratings are through the roof and the season was expanded.
NeNe Leakes liquidated her designer duds in a pop up closet shop! This weekend the “very rich” Real Housewives Of Atlanta star had a good ole’ fashioned yard sale which she called the “Nene Leakes Fabulous Pop Up Closet.”
Along with selling off her own designer collection in size they don’t make runway that big (according to Claudia Jordan) unless you got them coins, and pieces from her NeNe Leakes Collection for HLN and her t-shirt line.
There are a lot of rumors surrounding Bruce Jenner, which I’ve decided not to judge. As the Keeping Up With The Kardashians patriarch divorced Kris Jenner and began taking on what many labeled a more feminine appearance, gossip swirled that Bruce is undergoing a sex change to transition to a woman – a sentiment bolstered when Bruce reportedly had a tracheal shave operation.
Bruce will be doing a sit-down with E! News where the report is he will finally be open about his sexuality and gender reassignment. Kim Kardashian recently shared that Bruce is going through a journey, one which she supports him in, yet Kris has adamantly denied Bruce is changing his gender orientation. I guess we’ll hear the truth from Bruce soon!
Last week Eileen Davidson and Whitney Cummings were the guests on WWHL following Part 2 of Brandi Glanville‘s drunk poker night debacle on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. Of course, the main WWHL topic was Brandi’s rather unapologetically bad behavior of squalling in Eileen’s driveway – and whether or not she needs rehab! (*YES*) Which seemed like a rhetorical question to me…
Brandi blamed Andy Cohen for things being so biased and sent him a tweet accusing him of bullying her. And she’s tired of being the negative topic of every discussion. The answer to that, of course, is then learn from your mistakes and change your behavior, but being that this is Boozdi Glanville!
So, what’s a reality TV famewhore to do when ending their engagement to another reality TV famewhore? Tweet it! Yesterday in a twitter rant of epic proportions Nathan Griffith called off his engagement (of less than a month) to Jenelle Evans!
Have no fear, however, because after erupting into a vitriolic twitter feud over what appeared to be Jenelle communicating with RECENT ex-husband Courtland Rogers, the Teen Mom 2 star and Nathan are back together. Because it’s not like Nathan is gonna give-up that MTV paycheck and get a real J-O-B!
Let’s break this down (I warn you now – get some wine.)