Is this a case of art imitating delusions or hope imitating art? Kenya Moore just announced that she’s working a sitcom called ‘Life Twirls On‘ based on her experiences. And for that Kenya is getting married… On TV!
Kenya, wearing a wedding gown, announced a casting call for extras to appear as guests in the Real Housewives Of Atlanta star’s sitcom wedding. In which the groom is just as fantastical, MIA, and invisible as they are in real life!
“Obviously any news that is hurtful or horrible to hear is so upsetting,” Gia admits. But she is confident they’ll be fine in the end. “My family is probably one of the strongest families I know, so we’ll get through this.”
No matter what, the pre-teen who grew-up on Real Housewives Of New Jersey, maintains an optimistic outlook.”When it’s over, we’re gonna be better than ever. It’s gonna be OK,” Gia says.
It’s no secret that Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore despise each other – and despite Apollo Nida admitting that he lied about Kenya propositioning him in LA, Porsha isn’t so sure we’re getting the whole truth. But one thing she is sure of is that she and Kenya will never be friends!
Oh lord, Porsha is about to be called the ultimate “slut-shamer” because despite what we’ve learned she’s questioning some facts – and unabashedly defending Phaedra Parks‘ “Whore-Moore” reaction.
“When this whole affair took place two years ago, even though I wasn’t that close to Phaedra at the time, I felt her pain. I know what it is like to be with someone who isn’t faithful. I can’t imagine how it must have felt to think your husband is possibly sleeping with a co-worker or being inappropriate,” the Real Housewives Of Atlanta extra says. (“Affair?)
Karen Gravano left Mob Wives over contract disputes, but after seeing how dark, fake, and bitchy last season got – especially towards her old friend Renee Graziano, she decided she had to return to show these girls who a real gangster is.
“The show is called ‘Mob Wives‘, not ‘Fake Wives’! And watching those new girls from Philly come and pop all their s— and talk, like, disrespectful to Renee was just a little hard for me to watch,” Karen quipped. “And I figured, I’d show them the realest b—- is back.”
Apollo told Phaedra he wanted a divorce and is seen meeting with a divorce attorney on next week’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta episode remains optimistic that they’ll work it out. Speaking from prison he admits, “Yes, we’ve had problems — especially over the last year — but we’ve gotten on terms now where I can call her and it’s cordial.”
Last night we welcomed Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season 5! Yay! Although some things have changed – LISA RINNA IS HERE! – many things have stayed the same. Lisa Vanderpump is still fabulous and everyone is blaming her for being so, while pretending they are SO OVER that Lisa is able to get away with being snooty, snippy, and a little dismissive because she’s fun and glamorous, and pink – like a pussy!
Also, staying the same, although looking a bit more, shall we say, tweaked – is Brandi Glanville! Brandi’s face is ’bout to freeze in the the sour lemon sneer if she don’t shape up, because she is getting more bitter by the second. Brandi wants everyone to forget that she led last season’s mutiny against Lisa – correction: she wants Lisa to forget, but she also wants Lisa to accept that it was her fault that Brandi was forced to do it.
Things I realize about Brandi: she just can’t be happy, she doesn’t want to grow-up. She must have drama, and she’s only all about the truth and people owning up when it’s about other people.
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is back, but before we welcome the new, let’s recap the old! In season 4 the cast tried to tackle issues of betrayal, religion, and race mixed with diamonds, rosé and glamorous vacations. It didn’t work.
They also tried to drastically alter the status quo by staging a coup against Lisa Vanderpump. That also didn’t work. But it did teach us a very important lesson about intergalactic geography: Brandi Glanville is an alien invader from Planet Trash! That explains everything…
Last season introduced us to one-failure-wonders, Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud (or shall we call her Hoyce, depending on how much we’ve had to drink?). Carlton made her storyline about how she was the living embodiment of all the bored middle-aged ladies yearning for their husbands to become Christian Grey, but instead they got stuck with Mr. Green who is working his boring job to pay for boob jobs, instead of tying them up with twist-ties and beating them with bananas atop the Etruscan marble breakfast nook while the maid vacuums in the background. Carlton decided to prove that a gal can have both by building a parents playroom (with the help of her icky nanny) and taking her MIL to the Hustler store for bikinis.
Unfortunately for Kim she just doesn’t see what all the controversy is about – she’s like soooo proud of all the work she does and the amazing things that she has accomplished. Silly Kim doesn’t get that her shameless attention whoring is what’s behind the outrage, which did far more to #BreakTheInternet than yet another photo of Kim’s altered derriere!
“I was so honored and excited to work with [photographer Jean-Paul Goude] because he is a legend, and for me that was something I wanted to do to make myself feel confident,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star insisted.