I don't know where MTV is finding the girls on this season's 16 And Pregnant, because each one has a more messed up situation than the next! I can only hope this is proof that the show is definitely lowering the teen pregnancy rate and fewer girls are in fact getting pregnant.
Last night 17-year-old Summer Rewis and her boyfriend DJ gave birth to son Peyton as they dealt with Summer's moms drug addiction and Peyton's health problems. Summer and DJ are from Collins, GA and need subtitles. Often. Summer is super cute and despite her rough childhood seems level-headed and sweet. She and DJ have a pretty stable relationship and I like them.
While Summer's mom is a hot mess, DJ's parents are very supportive and let the couple live with them while Summer completes high school and DJ goes to school to become a welder. Summer also has 3 younger half-sisters whom she's close with. One happens to be called Pookie, which I'm just gonna hope is a nickname. Another says she has feet that smell like Fritos.
Last night the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County all swore they weren't menopausal. In an effort to prove this they all reverted to acting like 10th graders who had ditched their chaperone on the high school field trip! Woo Hoo! Let's be bitches.
Vicki Gunvalson and Shannon Beador have connected over their mutual crazy and empty love tanks. Shannon knows just how to temporarily fill hers and she's letting Vicki in on her little secret: Dr. Moon! They pay a visit to his office where Vicki gets acupuncture and demands to check her email because "work! work! work!" and relax-schmelax! She asks Dr. Moon when he's gonna fill up her love tank and he stuck his finger up her butt. I kid you not! Shannon said Dr. Moon "de-jammed it". I think I'd rather have an empty love tank…
Shannon and new bestie Vicki go get their nails done with Tamra Barney. "You need good nails," Vicki instructs. But apparently you don't need good plastic surgery or frizz free hair. Or good boyfriends. Tamra is still harping about this ugly sweater Christmas party and it was like so horrible having to wear a funky polyester themed sweater. My, my has she become snobby! Who does Tamra think she is – Heather Dubrow? Speaking of which, Tamra and Vicki complain about Heather's pretensions and arrogance. Shannon – so happy to have friends and so happy to feel loved and included (finally someone likes her besides vodka!) – decides she too has a problem with how condescending Heather is. I mean there was that one time Heather snickered about Shannon putting diamonds in her teeth.
Ramona's self-centered nonsense began at the dinner party Heather hosted for the husbands, to which Ramona brought not one but two hubbies: Mario and her "g-usband" (gay husband). "She shows up with an un-announced guest! I am not a stickler for the rules, but geez!" Heather laments.
Yes, Taylor even invited Adrienne Maloofand her ex-husband Paul Nassif, she was so desperate for TV cameras but she didn't feel Brandi could behave! "Because it was during the reunion [special] and I didn’t know, that was week to week because the seating chart was one of the most complicated things," the Couples Therapy star explains. Taylor kept all the drama focused on herself because she kept the RHOBH bunch apart. “I separated everyone."
Taylor also reveals to Us Weekly that Rambles Richards "pulled a Kim" and didn't show up. What was Kim so furious at Lisa Vanderpump for again? #hypocrite. Maybe Kim skipped because she's feeling salty that she was fired!
On this week's episode of Real Housewives of New York, the reality star got seriously 'Ramontional' and threw a glass of wine at co-star Kristen Taekman's face cutting her lip. In her Bravo blog, Ramona admits her behavior was out of line but defends it as being a "knee jerk reaction." What about the time she flung champagne at Kristen? Knee jerk reaction, too?
"I must say I was extremely upset when the plastic glass hit Kristen in the mouth," Ramona writes. "That glass could have been tossed million times and it would not end up in her face. Who knew that would happen?" Sounds like Ramona NOT taking responsibility – what else is new?!
Oh my gosh, y'all! Kim Kardashian is thinking. That's totally gonna mess up her Botox.
Kim has insisted that since becoming engaged to Kanye West she's been the victim of a couple racist incidents. Which is interesting considering all of Kim's previous boyfriends have also been African American.
In her new Celebuzz Blog, Kim ponders racism in modern America and lectures us all about how it's like so not OK! However racism and homophobia remain prevalent in our society today and are not to be taken lightly, so I applaud Kim for addressing the issues.
"I never knew how much being a mom would change me by making me dress even more horrible than ever before. It’s amazing how one little person and the love I have for her has brought new meaning to every moment. What once seemed so important, now feels insignificant," the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star says.
VanderpumpRules is filming again – and with it comes questions about who will be on the cast next season? Can we really imagine our juiciest, craziest, reality show without its lead villain Stassi Schroeder?
So who is definitely back? Scheana Marie is. Her wedding is said to be a major storyline for this season. Scheana announced the return of the show on instagram yesterday.
We can almost guarantee that the opening of Lisa's new bar Pump will be included since the grand opening is next Tuesday.