Andy Cohen is about to start having less to do with wrangling Housewives behind-the-scenes and a lot more to do with actually being his own reality star! Don't worry we're not about to be treated to an Andy-themed reality show but we are about to get more Andy on the air! And more Andy in charge of making shows for teevee!
Andy has just started his own production company called "Most Talkative" which will develop primetime shows for the network. He also inked a new two-year deal to continue WWHL. Andy will relinquish his title as executive vice president of talent and development at Bravo because he will now be developing his own shows. Luckily, he still remains an executive producer for the Housewives franchise.
Some of the shows Andy has recently been developing behind the scenes are Fashion Queens, Shahs of Sunset, and Married To Medicine. He calls the new job an "inevitable transition," according to the NY Times. Frances Berwick, Bravo's president, says the new move is a good one. “This is sort of freeing Andy from the corporate shackles,” she explained.
So what's happening on Kardashian island you wonder? Oh you know just more famewhoring, publicity stuntin', and outrageous money grubbing antics. The usz!
After dealing with her marital implosion on the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians somebody decided to jump ship and make a quick buck! That somebody is Khloe Kardashian, who hiked up her kameltoe jeans, and is trotting out to meet fans in Amsterdam, Dubai, and Australia. How fun.
Unfortunately for fans the whole meeting their idol thing comes at a price. You don't say?! In order to meet Khloe, fans have to buy items from the abominable hugely successful Kardashian Kollection in order to generate revenue for the klothing line.
NeNe Leakes has seen the light when it comes to Kenya Moore and under the harsh spotlights of the pageant stage Kenya isn't looking so shiny and new. It was a short-lived frienemy-ship, to say the least.
Upon learning the true details of Krayonce's behavior towards Apollo Nida and Phaedra Parks NeNe admits she is shocked. Nevertheless she tried to help Kenya reacquaint herself with the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta – and it was a failed experiment! NeNe says she also tried to give Kenya the benefit of the doubt concerning her eviction and the whole wedding RSVP/Why was Walter? invited thing.
"I sat down with Miss Delusional, whom I see right through, and the first thing I told her was that 'I'm dating you! We are still getting to know each other, but because I know how to be a good friend and this is my city, I will take you to find a place to live!' Now you know what I am thinking. What business woman that's claiming to be everything is homeless? But whatever, NeNe, just do your part," NeNe begins in her Bravo blog.
Adriana claims Brandi Glanville gave her the scoop. Something Brandi confirmed on WWHL later that night. She also confirmed that Mo and Jo definitely cheated. Which of course caused a twitter storm of denial and outrage! Mo admits that he did cheat on Yo, but not with Jo. And Jo denies ever sleeping with Mo at all (yeah right!). Both called Brandi-wine a liar.
"Had nothing to do with our split.Stop this rumors. Friends for 10 years.U got to stop.yolanda never ever found us sleeping together," Mohamed tweeted, explaining that he didn't meet Jo until after his divorce from Yo.
Of course in the cold light of day and away from the fog of alcohol, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star seems to be regretting her all too candid admittance on someone else's behalf.
Stassi Schroeder is up to her same antics of systematically destroying everyone around her. ThankfullyVanderpump Rules favorite sociopath hasn't changed. Where are the proper authorities?
Last night Stassi cemented that Scheana Marie, briefly her friend, was once again her enemy. Stassi believes that Scheana is on an unrelenting quest to become her, to like BE Stassi. Which would mean Scheana also wants to be WITH Jax Taylor.
Speaking of Jax, I'd like to take an informal poll on how high we think his IQ is: 3? 8? Maybe 15 on a generous day? Despite being humiliated and constantly berated by Stassi he desperately wants her back. So desperately that he got a secret tattoo to prove his love. She maintains he isn't doing anything to earn her trust back except give her truly exceptional sex with lots of acrobatics and WWF maneuvers. #gag
Over at SUR things are still topsy-turvy. Strangely it's not decimating business so Lisa Vanderpump decides to install a new bar in the garden. With construction underway she now needs to find the perfect sexy bartender. Not Jax! Oh no – his crazy is old news slimy like fruit a couple days past the expiration date. Someone different… someone outside the incestuous cess pool. Someone like Katie Maloney's boyfriend Tom. Enter Tom 2.
As Andy Cohen exclaimed in an excited frenzy last night, "I love evidence!" So, too, do we. Which means the ladies of Real Housewives of Miami came packing with the accusations, the evidence, the wild slanderous statements, and one of the dirtiest reunion shows I've seen since Thou Show That Should Not Be Named But Has An Indicted Star And Lots Of Family Feuding. Don't want to wake the dead with that mention!
Anyway, back to the show of present. RHOM was vicious last night. Just the way we like it – crazy makeup, crazy hair, crazy girls, and tons of sequins flying out of their seats and and trying to deflect the even wilder accusations.
Everything starts out kinda OK, but then Joanna Krupa sort of slams Adriana de Moura's wedding and mentions several times that it was beautiful except for the lateness, inconvenience, lies, total disrespect for the guests, idiotic costume change, bitchy atrocious bride, and the whole no food or drink for hours thing. But the gown was gorgeous! You know all that stuff, but at least Adriana didn't look like a flamenco dancer and at least Adriana's husband wants to sleep with her so ziiing!
Last night things were starting to settle in on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Everything that is except Carlton Gebbia who really cannot f–king deal with anyone and is over everything. Oh and Brandi Glanville's face – that's not settling either. She better watch it or she'll be turning into her arch-nemesis Adrienne Maloof!
Unfortunately the show began on a sour note. Poor Yolanda Foster is bravely taking us through her health journey battling Lyme Disease, which sounds horrible. I am seriously never going into the woods again. No, No, No!
Lemanda is undergoing surgery to remove a tube that sends antibiotics straight to her bloodstream and to celebrate she's doing a master cleanse instead of having a drink. I will never understand – pass me the alcohol! Gawd, do I sound like Brandi. #EpicFail. Even Yolanda's housekeeper is master cleansing and dividing all the lemonstrocity juice into a million Fuji bottles. Lemon does know how bad that is for the environment, right?
This season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the tables are turning for Lisa Vanderpump. Meaning no one likes her. Rumor had it the isolation and ostracization became so intense Lisa was threatening to quit the show! No amount of money could get me to hang out with Splits!
Lisa heartily denies the rumor, insisting. “If I quit, you will hear the words right out of my mouth or I have been fired.”
Furthermore she doesn't even know what she would quit, even if she wanted to! "There are all these rumors but there is nothing to quit. We are not in production — they don’t even start production until next year,” Lisaexplained to E! Online.