Apparently Adrienne has continued her vengeance proximity to Lisa Vanderpump by deciding to open a new restaurant on mere streets away from Lisa's Villa Blanca. Is she hiring Bernie to fry up some scandalous accusations?
Adrienne has also been butchering Lisa's business; declaring her new venture a "10" while dismissing Lisa's well-established restaurant as "a disaster" and rating it a "2." Adrienne is even turning it into a competition with Lisa according to TMZ, telling associates she is going to "kick her ass!"
We really don't care about anything else happening in LuAnn de Lesseps' life but the news that she is releasing another SONG!!!! As if the last two were such huge successes!
LuAnn recently chatted with The Examiner to discuss what's been happening since Real Housewives of New York ended and oh yes… she revealed that she is working on new music. YES!!!! I mean No… I mean, this is horrible. Oh, but think of the snark. Oh the snark!
LuAnn's 2013 goals definitely include more "singing" she says. "I’m actually looking forward to singing again…I’ve put it on the back burner, but I really do miss it…but I want to do something else, maybe not dance."
And if you want to remember what LuAnn's last attempt at "singing" was, please take a scroll down below for LuAnn's C'est La Vie music video. Oh, the memories!
Until Sheree got wind of it and took her to court! Unfortunately for Miss She by SheBroke, not only did the judge essentially throw her pleas out of court deciding she was NOT being stalked, but we learned it was confirmed that she is not even the owner of Chateau Sheetrock and Sticks.
Number one biter Kenya Moore just launched Booty Boot Camp, her derriere inspired workout video (which looks much more professional than Phaedra's) and it is so far doing well on Amazon.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star's workout DVD is ranked as #44 in Movies & TV > DVD > Exercise & Fitness compared to Phaedra's Phine Booty which is currently ranking at #3,545 in Movies & TV. Strangely Phaedra's Volume 1 has also doubled in price since its initial release.
Unfortunately for Kenya, her DVD is being slammed with accusations of fake 5-star reviews! HA! Most of the good reviews were written BEFORE the DVD actually released. It hit markets only today. So, is Kenya pulling a Jill Zarin and beefing up her own reputation to compete with Phaedra?
Only time will tell whose booty buster has what it takes. Or in this case, what's real and what's a silicone implant. Allegedly, of course!
TELL US – WHOSE DVD WILL SELL BETTER: KENYA OR PHAEDRA'S?
Scheana Marie Famewhore reached new lows in her deplorable groveling famewhoredom by basically sucking up to Stassi and doing her attacking for her. I mean, Scheana – get some self-esteem. Stassi called you a homewrecking, untalented, hooker whore on national TV and tried to get you fired at work. This bitch is not your friend. You are so Fetch from Mean Girls and no matter what you do, you're never going to be a 'thing.' So with that out of the way, let's examine the other shameless ones.
Yes, Stassi and Jax; a tale of amoral and delusional love. I mean they really are sort Natural Born Killers aren't they. Instead of using literal guns they just emotionally decimate everyone in their disgusting quest to one-up each other and seem important. Lisa Vanderpump dutifully called Jax out on using and abusing Laura-Leigh as a pawn; calling into question his ability to deceive on demand and take advantage of someone in an emotionally vulnerable state. She also expressed disgust about his sexual proclivities for unprotected sex. With anyone. "Clearly, it's not working for you," she admonished derisively.
On last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I was a little tad bit disappointed in Lisa Vanderpump. I want her to be unimpeachable. I want her to be pristine. I must accept – as we must all – that Lisa is only human. Lisa made a passive aggressive Splits Richards-esque comment toKim Richards (whom I will henceforth refer to as Rambles) because she was late to a cooking party.
Lisa joked this would be a repeat of Hawaii when everyone spent the whole trip waiting on Rambles. Then she asked if Kim took a sleeping pill. It was no bueno. Lisa said it, of course, in a teasing tone but Rambles got defensive and petulent. I know Lisa meant no harm and she is direct, but Kim is vulnerable (and a walking emotional volcano).
Lisa spent the entire evening discussing the Kim situation with Kyle and Mauricio instead of coming up to Kim and saying 'Look, I'm sorry. It was an inappropriate joke.' No instead she told everyone she had hurt Kim's feelings and didn't really know why or what to do. And Rambles complained that Lisa was "fake" and was trying to make her look bad.
Their lament: the way the show is set up (i.e. it being a REALITY show) other cast members can say anything about anyone on the show and get away with it even if it's mean, hurts their feelings, or is allegedly, possibly a deep dark secret that no one wants revealed and is being lied about.
“I don’t know if Alexis and I will ever be true friends,” the Real Housewives of Orange County star admits to RumorFix. “I think I’m getting to appreciate her for who she is and she’s getting to know me for who I am … "