Things begin with a sullen Brielle watching KJ. Brielle decides to entertain him by putting him to work sweatshop labor style as her manicurist. Sadly, KJ's fine motor skills haven't totally refined yet and he gets nail polish all over his face. Hey toddler – go play with some toxic chemicals! Babysitting By Bravo.
Brielle is grounded from her cell phone, TV, and computer since her grades were bad. And unfortunately it's report card day and Brielle has failed math and science. She has a 90% in Spanish though which is good since Kim has hired Spanish-speaking nannies and the only thing Kim knows how to say is Tequila and Taco.
Snooki is looking smoking hot lately! The mom of eight-month-old Lorenzo has been working hard and eating right – and should be proud of it!
The Snooki & JWoww star gained over 40 lbs during her pregnancy but has worked hard to shed the weight and tone up. Posting a ton of photos to Instagram and twitter lately, the reformed guidette is looking fantastic!
Don't worry – she hasn't shed her penchant for tacky clothes, leopard print, or glitter with all the pounds. Photos of Snooki's transformation are below!
So this may be the least surprising thing you've ever read here at Reality Tea. A Kardashian (or Kardashian sycophant!) behaving badly.
Scott Disick was recently paid handsomely to get his lord on at a Houston club, but unfortunately the professional reality star wasn't very professional when it came to interacting with fans. Fans, who apparently have way too much money, paid $300 to party with Scott and were instead ignored as he neglected them to sulk in a private seating area.
“Scott and his entourage arrived at 12:15 a.m. and went directly to their section near the DJ booth on the lower level of the club,” the eyewitness told In Touch. “But when they got there and the clubgoers started taking pictures, Scott just looked away from the sea of people with their cameras flashing.”
Things begin with Heather Dubrow strolling into Tamra Barney's hovel, running her finger over a dusty faux finished surface and chirping "This is… nice!" Afterwards she took several showers in Lysol and asked her assistant to burn all the Chanel that sat on the Pier One Imports clearance chairs. 'It was horrible,' she bemoaned to her therapist later that week… 'The napkins… they were POLYESTER!'
Anyway, Heather is there to discuss the Terry issue. See Terry … well, he just sucks but Heather guesses she'll forgive him. Something about seeing Tamra's little house in a subdivision, filled with sub-par finishings, and a pantry that only one person can fit in at a time made Heather see the light. Yes, yes… Terry may be annoying and corny, but good lord she's not on her third marriage to a third wealthy imposter. Looking on the bright side!
Lease: "A contract granting use or occupation of property during a specified period in exchange for a specified rent." Thank you Dictionary.com!
See the Real Housewives of Orange County star seems to be having trouble with that one! If you recall on last week's episode she clearly stated that fiancée (former leasee) Slade Smiley "leased" her a Rolls Royce for her birthday. And the lucky girl – the payments are only a couple hundred more per month.
As details to continue to unfold about the couple's acrimonious divorce, Kordell is now accusing the Real Housewives of Atlanta star of having a sketchy financial past for which he is not responsible for helping her deal with!
If you recall in court papers Porsha requested "temporary financial relief" from Kordell and that he secure suitable living accommodations for her after he locked her out and played hide-a-key while her stuff was still inside. In light of all this, Porsha says she is being forced to live with her mom!
Kordell fought back saying Porsha was well aware of his plans to change the locks – and furthermore she is a "celebrity" with income all her own to get a place.