Last night on Real Housewives Of New York tears were cried, laughs were laughed, and friendships formed in the most unlikely of circumstances. It was nice.
Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley have arrived in London and their hotel rooms are enormous. Also, Dorinda has suddenly become “Doris,” but pleasantly she’s swapped aggressive martini-fueled meltdowns for good-natured girl talk and tea.
Carole visits the church temporarily holding Anthony’s ashes. It’s been 15-years since Carole has seen the urn bearing her late husband’s remains and she’s understandably anxious. The church: small, quaint and modern, is quite different from the place where Anthony was originally interned. Carole shares that her late husband was the ultimate practical joker and the traveling urn with Carole receiving the email that it was moved would have made him laugh. That’s a poignant and fun touch.
Gaga, who already knows Dorinda’s boyfriend, John, performed a private concert at the Borgata. After the show some slightly crazy-on-slightly crazy blonde adoration occurred – Gaga and was all too excited to share all about her hangout session with Dorinda.”Last night was fun I lost my cellphone. But at least nobody put any fucking straws in our martinis @DorindaMedley,” Gaga gushed on twitter, sharing photos of her and Dorinda. And Dorinda even got to meet Mama Gaga!
Above Dorinda shared, “Cheek to cheek….almost. @LadyGaga #RHONY”
Before traveling to Tahiti our unfortunate Housewives are forced to take part in a couples game night hosted by Meghan. Because Meghan takes her job as being a HashtagCoolStepMom very seriously, Hayley, her 17-year-old stepdaughter is involved in the planning of said party. Meghan, confusing a grownup party with her own Candy Land Princess-themed birthday party, went to Party City and bought balloons and giant bags of candy. If Heather Dubrow were planning this, she’d hire a French chocolatier to hand-craft custom-flavored truffles decorated with the family insignia. Alas, this is Meghan we’re dealing with so Blow Pops it is.
Khloe Kardashian has always been the most outspoken of the Kardashian siblings. But is she taking it too far this time? In a new interview and photo spread for Complex magazine, Khloe talks her divorce from Lamar Odom, sisterhood, Kimye, Kris Jenner‘s sexytimes, Caitlyn’s new life, and more!
Posing in a collection of scandalous lingerie and swimsuits, Khloe has nothing to hide – literally. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star, who still lives with reclusive brother Rob, describes herself as a lion and says of her family “These are my cubs.” Khloe swears she’ll do anything to defend them, from twitter fights with Kanye West‘s ex to publicly defending their kontroversial choices. “Don’t f–k with my cubs ’cause I will rip your head off,” she warns in the opening quote of the interview. Indeed.
The newbie Housewife borrowed Tamra Judge‘s hairdresser (the man behind many a Bravo head), Julius Michael to dye her locks from OC blonde to teenaged dream pink. Aaaahhh… Meghan, honey, no matter how hard you try and how immaturely you act, you’re still a 30-something grown-ass woman!
So, Coco Austin is pregnant. Things are about to get very very interesting on instagram. I’m sure Coco, known for her audacious and bodacious IG feed filled with g-string photos (and other clothing-optional poses), won’t disappoint us by combining baby bumps with sex appeal.
Coco announced the news via twitter while simultaneously revealing that she and hubby Ice-T will be returning to TV with a new talk show Ice & Coco.
The former reality stars have been married for 15-years and after conquering reality TV, social media, and even dramatic television the couple is excited to embrace this new venture while expanding their family. Ice and Coco are 20 years apart and he is also grandfather, but this is Coco’s first time branching into mommyhood!
Yesterday the Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars threw a star-studded joint graduation party hosted by Ryan Seacrest, which featured a photo booth – of course (they are seriously the ONLY people in existence still using those dumb things). Kendall officially graduated last year, but Kylie got her diploma this month.
Luann de Lesseps will have you know: the Countess isn’t back – she never left! And if anyone is admonishing others for dreadful behavior it shall be her.
Last week’s Real Housewives Of New York had battle lines drawn between Carole Radziwill and Luann over residual Turks and Caicos men, plus Carole’s undefined male sexual partner and companion, Adam. However speaking of undefined sexual partners, Luann has no idea why SHE Is being blamed for Ramona Singer‘s!