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Tom and Jax

Vanderpump Rules is having some sort of quarter life crisis. While Stassi Schroeder is playing the adoring sycophant, Katie Maloney is attempting to reinvent herself as season 1 and 2 Stassi. It’s a piss-poor imitation though because Katie lacks the razor-sharp edge and sheer cunning wit required to pull off Stassi-ness, not to mention Katie lacks the conviction with which Stassi conducted herself as empress of the skirtsteaks. Also Katie doesn’t own a statement necklace which is like the scrunchie of SUR.

Katie is a mere “Fetch,” trying to force herself to happen as the leader of the SUR tribe, except she’s nothing but a sheep in wolf’s clothing. And she needs to give Stassi back her fur.

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Real Housewives of Orange County reunion

Last night was FINALLY the end of the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion and it was sponsored by Shannon Beador‘s many factions to Hawaii.

The one thing I learned is that Vicki Gunvalson really needs to consider a career in politics because she can twist words and spin like no other. It’s rather impressive in some bizarro universe led by Andy Cohen and morality policed by Heather Dubrow.

The reunion starts with a ride back in time to Glamis. The ladies watch the ATV flip time and time again. Just so you know… Heather escaped injury because she even does car accidents perfectly and better than you.

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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 16: Tinsley Mortimer and Barry Mullineaux attend Beautique 2 year Anniversary at Beautique on November 16, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Johnny Nunez/WireImage)

Is the Tinz taking over Real Housewives Of New York? That oughtta get Bethenny Frankel in a tizzy! Tinsley Mortimer, the once famed NY socialite behind the failed reality show “High Society,” has seemingly lowered her standards sufficiently enough to become a Bravolebrity.

“The ‘Housewives’ have been trying to get her forever . . . I guess they finally did it,” sneered a socialite insider amid rumors that Tinsley has been filming for Real Housewives Of New York.

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Andy Cohen at RHOC reunion

Andy Cohen is never one for remaining impartial and it’s no secret that he dislikes Kelly Dodd – even though Kelly has been a major ratings boon for Real Housewives Of Orange County.

The vitriolic reunion concludes tonight, and Andy reveals there was some censorship involved, and that he called Kelly out for some of the statements she makes.

“I was really tough on Kelly Dodd,” Andy admitted. “I don’t know how much they’ll show of my part, but I felt like I was pretty tough on her. I was calling her out.”

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Kandi Is Disgusted

Kandi Burruss is learning the hard way about opening up your life to reality TV – everything is fair game!

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star didn’t have any problems with viewers seeing Mama Joyce‘s vehement opposition to her marriage to Todd. And Kandi has been open about her distant relationship with her own father, her business failures, the death of her former fiance, her brother’s passing or family members in prison, and her infertility, but there’s one thing she hoped to keep off the show – the relationship with Riley’s father Block.

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Kandi & Sheree

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta was all about love and motherhood and all the complications that come with it. But first, like with all things, we must dip our toe in hate!

Phaedra Parks, Porsha Williams, and Sheree Whitfield take their camel toes to brunch to discuss Sheree’s fight with Kenya Moore. Apparently, Kenya has been conducting faulty research, which misled her to believe Sheree is a hoe. “HOE!” scoffs Sheree, “I ain’t never been associated with no hoes!” Well, except for the ones Bob was probably cheating with. Sheree is indignant that someone who “slept her way to the top of the Z-List DVD rack” has the nerve to accuse her of impropriety.

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Sheree Whitfield

We all know when Sheree Whitfield throws a party it has to be elegant and sophisticated just like her! Unfortunately that also equals over the top. And who gonna check her, boo? As always, it’s the government!

After finally completing Chateau Sheree, Sheree decided to celebrate with an over-the-top housewarming party (for her done house!), which was filmed for Real Housewives Of Atlanta as the season finale. Unfortunately it wasn’t legal for Sheree to be living in the house, let alone throwing a party there!

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Sheree Whitfield

Collective show of hands – who is surprised Kenya Moore had drama with Sheree Whitfield? Yeah, Sheree isn’t surprised either. Kenya says Sheree started it; Sheree blames Kenya for causing it… I have a feeling this blame game is going to go on longer than the building of Chateau Sheree took!

Sheree had a lot to say about last week’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta – so much so that she published two blogs on the matter, covering all topics from Moore Manor, the proprietress of Moore Manor herself, to Porsha Williams being evicted from said manor.

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