Here's the original post: This Real Housewife is faking her new relationship because she thinks she can get another season on the show if she has another fake boyfriend. This one she has fully committed and paid and won't flake like the last one.
Aaaahhh… Brandi Glanville. We can always count on her to be the most raunchy and profane, can't we! On her weekly podcast Brandi discussed parenting with actor Jake Lacy where she complained about her own son Jake and called him horrible names.
"My son’s name is Jake – he’s 7 – he’s a complete a$$hole, but we love him. Oh man, he’s a d-ck, seriously," Brandi quipped. Proving that Jake has inherited his mother's mouth, Brandi continued by stating that Jake often quotes Ariana Grande's song Problem when addressing his mother.
According to Brandi, to shut her up, Jake will say, "I've got one less problem without you." Welp – it's better than quoting a LeAnn Rimes song, right?! Although how does a seven-year-old even know that song? #BadParenting
When The Notorious B.I.G. coined the above phrase I'm sure he never envisioned it being so oft quoted. As if Kandi Burruss doesn't have enough drama surrounding her wedding and relationship, she and Todd Tucker are now having last-minute prenup problems.
Last night on Kandi's Wedding the soon-to-be-spouses (we hope!) celebrated their bachelor and bachelorette parties (both sleazy in their own ways) and unfortunately were not able to come to an agreement regarding the prenup which Kandi handed to Bravo's stunt queenTodd's attorney literally 2 days before the nuptials.
Todd's first mistake seems to be hiring NeNe Leakesand Porsha Stewart's former attorney. At this point he's a Bravo employee now, right? Whatever the case he loves messiness as much as his former clients do! He tells Todd he would not sign the prenup as is because there are certain clauses that are down-right unfair and do not protect Todd's long-term interest. For instance there is nothing to protect Todd's assets if he ends up being the main breadwinner in the future, if Kandi dies Todd loses everything, and there's nothing protecting future businesses they may build together.
Brandi Glanville thinks she's fat. Maybe she should do another vodka only cleanse?
Brandi announced on twitter that she's on a bikini-body shape-up to prepare for an appearance at Tao in Las Vegas. Silly me – I thought Brandi was always in bikini ready shape just to piss Kyle Richards off. Apparently not! "Starting my workout this am to get back into bikini shape after 2 rounds of steroids for ear infection made me gain 8 lbs :/ working on it!" Brandi added on twitter.
Aaaahhh… Gretchen Rossi – what a busy day in the life of a reality TV famewhore and purse hawker.
Since I'm sure those purses aren't paying Slade's the bills, Gretchen signed on to do Marriage Bootcamp – and she apparently regrets it – with Slade Smiley. The two are still angling for that wedding spinoff, but in the meantime, Gretchen has also been filming with Maria Menounos for her new show "Untold"
Despite last season's marital snafu and Terry Dubrow throwing around the word budget divorce, he and wife Heather Dubrow are closer than ever now! Tighter, in fact, than Tamra Barney's botched eye job and Vicki Gunvalson's immobile face! Terry dismisses rumors of marital problems – or that the couple is separating – as nonsense.
"My wife and I have a very tight relationship,” Terry told Wetpaint. “The main issues we have is that I joke around a lot — you can’t take things too serious with me."
"Well ok…Five has always been my lucky number,so we will see. #rhobh Let the games begin," Lisateased.
If you recall, Andy made a trip to LA where he begged Lisa not to leave the show and promised to make some changes to the cast if she signed on. Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud have reportedly been fired (although Joyce has not confirmed that she's leaving), while the remaining cast hangs in the balance.