After a week long hiatus Real Housewives of Atlanta returns to cut into my all-important Olympic figure skating time. Luckily I am positive the crazy will not disappoint.
We left off with the ladies and their sig-figs in a massive brawl at a "couples therapy" flaunt your lingerie party hosted by NeNe Leakes. Speaking of which, NeNe discussed her dating life during the 6 seconds she was "divorced" from re-husband Gregg Leakes.
“I think everything is resolved but we’re just like any other married couple, we still have our own little personal issues," NeNerevealed to Access Hollywood. "There’s things that I love about Gregg and he loves about me, there’s also things I don’t like about him that he probably doesn’t like about me!”
In his blog, Tom 1 gives his account of how he trapped Kristen in a lie, how she finally revealed the truth and why he stood by her as she confronted Stassi Schroeder. It's a really, really dishy (but long) read, so settle in and enjoy!
Tom begins with why he was late to the photoshoot.
"I had no desire to do this photoshoot for many, many reasons, but let's just cover the basics first. My day was a continuation from the day before because I had barely gotten any sleep with the thoughts of this Jax and Kristen scandal playing over and over in my head all night. The photoshoot pics all end up on SUR t-shirts, the SUR website, and a coffee table book that I can't even got a copy of (which I've repeatedly asked for). I've modeled for 15 years and have done countless campaigns, billboards, and magazines," Tom shares.
Farrah Abraham is a whole host of crazy that I don't think anyone is psychiatrist-y enough to fix!
On this week's Couples TherapyFarrah revealed that she liked signed some stuff – a huge contract of stuff, but legally she couldn't reveal what it is. She did claim to regret signing her name on the dotted line, however.
This week Farrahalso claimed that her parents abused her and in the past she has been drugged and raped. Oh dear. Are all of Farrah's reveals a publicity stunt? Because Fishwrapper just learned that Farrah now has a second sex tape due to be released next week!
Yes – there will be two more on-camera romps starring Farrah and James Deen! And they just get racier and racier. Eeks. Vivid execs reveal exclusively that Farrah partakes in "fantasy fetish swings as foreplay" in one tape.
“On our show, there are certain people who want to project this perfect persona like there’s nothing wrong in the world,” Brandi said. “Like Lisa Vanderpump used to live deep in the Valley and was filing for bankruptcy — and she doesn’t want to talk about that. That’s interesting to me.”
Exactly what is wrong with being broke, working hard to earn money, and then moving up? If Lisa got herself out of bankruptcy and is now financially solvent how is that anyone's business? Oh is because Lisa didn't act like a complete trashbox in the process like Drunki?
Sigh. Grasping at cocktail straw, Brandi, grasping at cocktail straws and slurping up alll the vodka.
Last night on Couples Therapy the brilliant professionalism that is Dr. Jenn Berman explored *gasp* secrets. Secrets soooo big, and soooo deep, and soooo like secrety that the cameras had to be turned off on Farrah Abraham so Farrah could secret in secret. And also scrunch up her face while stage whispering, aka cry.
Other than that, Ghostface's secret girlfriend Latrice came to the house to discover that Ghost also has a secret girlfriend named Kelsey. In the world of Ghost this is just how he gets his mack on, in the world of the rest of us, Ghost should just give up the ghost and accept that he's a middle-aged man with a midlife crisis. Oh, did I say that out loud? Cause I wish Dr. Jenn would have! Basically what I'm saying here is that last night's Couples Therapy was about one singular sensation who no one would ever date and one menage-a-trois dysfunctional relationship. So like where the couples at?
No one likes Farrah.I mean of course not – she makes condescending snarky comments to everyone, walks around with her fake nose in the air, and acts like it's all their faults she's a liar. Also everyone sees through her. Taylor Armstrong slurs that the "floral skirts with ballet flats aren't fooling me." Exactly how is Taylor getting sloshed every night "therapeutic"?
With the insane season finale of Vanderpump Rules revealing a salacious "banging" and a ton of lies, Stassi Schroeder says that she fled the toxicity of SUR and moved to New York City where she now lives with her new boyfriend Patrick.
Stassi shockingly expresses no desire to return to the show which made her mean girl ways infamous. Stassi no longer works at SUR, of course, and because duh! she's so much more special than just being the princess of cocktail slinging!
"I just realized that my life was just so toxic. Like, everything was so toxic. No one was a good friend, besides Katie [Maloney], obviously," Stassireveals to Hollywood Life about her decision to quit. "I just needed to take myself out of that environment. I can’t be a waitress forever. Come on, eventually we were all going to start moving on." That does not confirm that she's leaving reality TV behind!
Well I'm going to handle this as tactfully as I can and just present the information.
Farrah Abraham undoubtedly has issues (which she is currently exploring while appearing ALONE on Couples Therapy) and apparently the root of many of these issues stems from a rape trauma and childhood abuse.
“I was drugged and raped more than once. I allowed the [wrong] type of people into my life,” Farrahclaims to In Touch Weekly. The former Teen Mom star also alleges that following the release of her "sex tape" she booked appearances at strip clubs and porn conventions which further put her life in jeopardy.